I couldn't get into my house after last years Grand Final and I had the key! Cripes those locks can be tricky when you've had a skin full. Worst part is, my girlfriend was on the other side of the door laughing her arse off at me. You'd think it would have stopped being funny after 15 or 20 minutes, but No, she still laughs about it now.
This story is crap. I could have been arrested for public drunkeness 100 times and I only drink on special occasions. I remember going to Parra leagues one night and leaving after my mates. I decided to walk back to his place in Greystanes for god only knows what reason and next thing I knew, it was the middle of the following morning, I was in someones front garden laying between a Garden gnome and a fountain and the old lady that owned the place had turned the hose on me. These are only a few occasions and I'm sure that like me, 90% of the people that post here would have similar stories after a bender.