Paul Gallen - the greatest forward of all time

[Cherry_poppins]

The time he took peptides.
The time he took peptides which enabled him to prolong his career.
The time he was a racist.
The time he led nsw to 1600 consecutive series losses.
The thousands of times he took a settler to pad his stats.
The time when Papalli smashed him and he went crying to the ref.
The times he withdrew from Canberra games to avoid getting snapped by Papalli.
The times when Cronulla groupies fapped over him and called him Gal like he was their best mate even though he doesn't give a f**k about them.

The time he made Cam Smith look like a good bloke via comparison

Oh that's just every day

 

[Diesel]

Got a gig in chan 9 as well

That’s some sweet viewing for the next decade at least.

Obviously didn’t pay that much otherwise he wouldn’t be going around again

 

[carcharias]

Obviously didn’t pay that much otherwise he wouldn’t be going around again

Old school
Does it for the love of the game
Like the rapers and gasniers and Daly messengers

 

[Diesel]

Old school
Does it for the love of the game
Like the rapers and gasniers and Daly messengers

If the question to your response is who is not like the others

 

[JokerEel]

Should be inducted into the hall of fame and made an immortal ASAP.

 

[roostersrule2]

Poor mans Victor Godley

 

[umina panther]

Poor mans Victor Godley

The coward who knows he'll never make NSW so he wants to play for the poms?

 

[wibble]

Hands up if you've never pissed in the street.

I'd put my hands up to that but then I'd spray all over this street light

 

[AJB1102]

I love the bad shit as much as the good shit. Grub-mongrel player I've loved having at my side and I know in his prime no one would cry about having him at their club. Kinda like Tallis; either love him or hate him but if he was tearing it up for your mob you'd be okay with it, hard to like otherwise. Doesn't put on a goodboy act like other noted grubs, he is what he is and not only owns it but its kinda his thing.

amen

 

[roostersrule2]

The coward who knows he'll never make NSW so he wants to play for the poms?

He wants to make England as dominant as they were in the 1000’s

Victor the Conqueror they will call him

 

[Frank_Grimes]

Gallen has proven his fitness time and time again. You don't make 50,000+ meters over a 20 year career being unfit.

Extraordinary. It's almost like he had some kind of assistance.

 

[umina panther]

Extraordinary. It's almost like he had some kind of assistance.

Less than Webcke

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Gal was set to retire but then saw the list of other retirees, got his accountant to do the math and realised he'd get more attention next year.

Even for a halfback like Gal 19 years is a long time.

 

[taipan]

I'd put my hands up to that but then I'd spray all over this street light

You call that a spray.
I put out bushfires .

 

[carcharias]

Gal was set to retire but then saw the list of other retirees, got his accountant to do the math and realised he'd get more attention next year.

Even for a halfback like Gal 19 years is a long time.

He wasnt set to retire though.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

He wasnt set to retire though.

Whhooooossshhh

 

[BennyV]

I liked his ‘never heard of the f**ker’ moment. Classic!

 

[Disinterested third party]

Someone like Karalius would have eaten Gallen for dinner.

 

[Cherry_poppins]

Extraordinary. It's almost like he had some kind of assistance.

Pepped up and good to go

 

[gitano]

His best moment is yet to come, most losses in the history of Rugby League