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Random Mafia VIII: Terror Australis
Jeff Probst is on hand to introduce the survivors to the island. The smarmy television personality stands on the shores of Bondi and wears a shit-eating grin as the twenty one participants step off the boats despite the protestation of Tony Abbott.
"Welcome, participants," he grins, "To Random Mafia: Australia. I'm your host, Jeff Probst, and over the next three wee-"
His inane drivel is, thankfully, cut off by a pair of attacks that occur almost simultaneously. The first, a sword-fish through the back, brings him to his knees before the second - firing squad, puts him out of his misery.
"Welcome, participants," he grins, "To Random Mafia: Australia. I'm your host, Jeff Probst, and over the next three wee-"
His inane drivel is, thankfully, cut off by a pair of attacks that occur almost simultaneously. The first, a sword-fish through the back, brings him to his knees before the second - firing squad, puts him out of his misery.
Misanthrope is dead. He was Jeff Probst, Town Aligned Survivor Host.
Nobody quite got a look at the assailants, but they knew how Random Mafia typically went. Shit had just hit the fan, and they'd need to band together if they wanted to make it out of this godforsaken country alive.
Rules
1. No role-claiming.
2. No corpse posting.
3. No discussing the game outside of this thread unless you're in a faction.
4. No pasting PMs received from myself.
5. No post editing.
The Living
3. butchmcdick
5. SeeJay
8. Bazal
10. whall15
The Dead
1. Parra Pride. Blumpkin, Town Aligned Awkward Blowjob.
2. SGLC. Consuela, Town Aligned Cleaning Lady.
3. butchmcdick. Emma Wiggle, Town Aligned Sexy Entertainer.
4. soc123_au. Game of Thrones Weddings, Independently Aligned Reason to Cry.
6. Dutchy. The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Town Aligned Viral Charity.
7. Bazzi. Jaqen H'ghar, Town Aligned Faceless Man.
9. mickyj. Joe Hockey's Cigar, Far Right Aligned Evil Cigar.
11. Jason Maher. John Howard, Far Right Aligned Ex Prime Minister.
12. Frederick. Knifewrench, Town Aligned Handy Tool.
13. DB. Ho Chi Minh's Mummy, Independently Aligned Undead Dictator
14. Rebel. Louise Belcher, Fifth Reich Aligned Precocious Child.
15. Shaun Hewitt. Paul Gallen, Cronulla Aligned Enforcer.
16. afs. Peptides, Cronulla Aligned Wonder Drug.
17. BunniesMan. Red Skull, Far Right/Fifth Reich Aligned Nazi Super Villain.
18. Parra. Red Bull, Town Aligned Source of Energy.
19. Drew-Sta. Rocket Raccoon, Town Aligned Genetically Engineered Rodent.
20. Ozzy. SeeJay Shitting in Misanthrope's Mouth, Town Aligned Awful Image.
21. Keeping the Drew-Sta. Steve Dank, Cronulla Aligned Dodgy Doctor.
22. Hoggmaster. Byron the Rapist Teddy Bear, Independently Aligned Sexually Abusive Stuffed Toy.
23. Misanthrope. Jeff Probst, Town Aligned Survivor Host.
Rules
1. No role-claiming.
2. No corpse posting.
3. No discussing the game outside of this thread unless you're in a faction.
4. No pasting PMs received from myself.
5. No post editing.
The Living
3. butchmcdick
5. SeeJay
8. Bazal
10. whall15
The Dead
1. Parra Pride. Blumpkin, Town Aligned Awkward Blowjob.
2. SGLC. Consuela, Town Aligned Cleaning Lady.
3. butchmcdick. Emma Wiggle, Town Aligned Sexy Entertainer.
4. soc123_au. Game of Thrones Weddings, Independently Aligned Reason to Cry.
6. Dutchy. The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Town Aligned Viral Charity.
7. Bazzi. Jaqen H'ghar, Town Aligned Faceless Man.
9. mickyj. Joe Hockey's Cigar, Far Right Aligned Evil Cigar.
11. Jason Maher. John Howard, Far Right Aligned Ex Prime Minister.
12. Frederick. Knifewrench, Town Aligned Handy Tool.
13. DB. Ho Chi Minh's Mummy, Independently Aligned Undead Dictator
14. Rebel. Louise Belcher, Fifth Reich Aligned Precocious Child.
15. Shaun Hewitt. Paul Gallen, Cronulla Aligned Enforcer.
16. afs. Peptides, Cronulla Aligned Wonder Drug.
17. BunniesMan. Red Skull, Far Right/Fifth Reich Aligned Nazi Super Villain.
18. Parra. Red Bull, Town Aligned Source of Energy.
19. Drew-Sta. Rocket Raccoon, Town Aligned Genetically Engineered Rodent.
20. Ozzy. SeeJay Shitting in Misanthrope's Mouth, Town Aligned Awful Image.
21. Keeping the Drew-Sta. Steve Dank, Cronulla Aligned Dodgy Doctor.
22. Hoggmaster. Byron the Rapist Teddy Bear, Independently Aligned Sexually Abusive Stuffed Toy.
23. Misanthrope. Jeff Probst, Town Aligned Survivor Host.
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It is now day. You know the drill, kids. No voting is fine.
Roles are on their way out now.
It is now day. You know the drill, kids. No voting is fine.
Roles are on their way out now.
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