Round 1 team 2024

[Stake Removed]

If your not in the 17, hopefully we traded you for someone better.
I am close to blowing the ship up before we sink.

1. W. Kennedy
2. S.Katoa.
3. J. Ramien - last chance
4. R. mulitalo.
5. S. Stonestreet.
6. K. Dykes.
7. N. Hynes.
8. T. Hazelton
9. C. Mcinness- (C)
10. J. Williams
11. B. Nikora
12. T. Wilton
13. J. Colquhoun - run straight that's all.
14. B. Trindall - all off season dummy half practise
15. S. Talakai - plays middle.
16. O. Kaufisi - hard fast in middle that's it
17. R. Hunt at a pinch hopefully a recruit or someone who has stepped up from Flegg.

Not in that 17 hopefully we offloaded for players, who either want to fight or have some speed.
Yes Iro not there he will have got jack waiting his turn.
I actually think Trindall can make a play at dummy half, short kicking game scheming, and tougher then Brailey

 

[Frenzy.]

If that's the team, and it may well be the best they can do. Strap in for another lean year.

Good to see you've pissed Tinkerbell off. He is THE NEW FELIX

 

[Special K]

1. Brailey - run more ya merkin
2. Toby - Tall good target for the high ball
3. Iro - apparently he is f**king amazing and our coaching staff are dumb not picking him
4. Talakai - origin player obviously
5. Stonestreet - obviously he is ready
6. Moylan - need experience obviously
7. Trindall - obviously he is ready
8. McInnes - plays like a prop anyway
9. Hynes - he runs a lot so would go well here
10. Finuncane - obviously a prop
11. Katoa - good leg speed get closer to the ball obviously
12. BHU - Get wider obviously
13. Wilton - obviously a ball player of the future
14. Nikora - Would be a good bench player obviously
15. Ronaldo - obviously a back up centre/fullback
16. Berrell - a must we re-sign. Could start over Nicho depends on trials
17. Tracey - obviously interchange for McInnes

 

[Weaponhead]

1. Brailey - run more ya merkin
2. Toby - Tall good target for the high ball
3. Iro - apparently he is f**king amazing and our coaching staff are dumb not picking him
4. Talakai - origin player obviously
5. Stonestreet - obviously he is ready
6. Moylan - need experience obviously
7. Trindall - obviously he is ready
8. McInnes - plays like a prop anyway
9. Hynes - he runs a lot so would go well here
10. Finuncane - obviously a prop
11. Katoa - good leg speed get closer to the ball obviously
12. BHU - Get wider obviously
13. Wilton - obviously a ball player of the future
14. Nikora - Would be a good bench player obviously
15. Ronaldo - obviously a back up centre/fullback
16. Berrell - a must we re-sign. Could start over Nicho depends on trials
17. Tracey - obviously interchange for McInnes

Committed piss take. Kudos.

 

[Stake Removed]

If that's the team, and it may well be the best they can do. Strap in for another lean year.

Good to see you've pissed Tinkerbell off. He is THE NEW FELIX

I never want to see Tinkerbell in a sharks jersey again.
Go to France with Moyza, start a bakery I don't care just go and don't return.

 

[fizman]

1. Hynes
9. McInnes

I will work out the rest in the off season. The propensity to continually transform players from their natural positions and skill sets is concerning.

Nicho is not and will never be a Premiership winning Halfback.
McInnes is not and will never be a Premiership winning Halfback.

 

[shadowboxer]

Oscar Goldman once said” We can rebuild him, we have the technology.”
Apply this nonsense and we are on a winner. Imagine being a baker in France.

 

[Craigshark]

Not sure, but Wilton and Finucane coming back in doesn’t really excite me.
Need to jag a fresh face or two. Tom Burgess surely can’t stay at south’s? Lives in the shire. Might be a risk worth taking

 

[Don Tweddle]

I’m not saying he’ll be a contender for round 1, but the development of Sam Healey this year was a big plus. He’s certainly not reluctant to run from dummy half.

 

[carinashark]

I’m not saying he’ll be a contender for round 1, but the development of Sam Healey this year was a big plus. He’s certainly not reluctant to run from dummy half.

I’m sure a season with us will fix that!

 

[carinashark]

mixer tap.

1. Nico Hynes
2. S.Katoa.
3. J. Ramien - last chance
4. R. mulitalo.
5. S. Stonestreet.
6. K. Dykes.
7. S .Healey
8. T. Hazelton. Off season side step work With yoga guru.
9. C. Mcinness- (C), clause inserted. Do not get tackled with the ball. U are now a hooker.ok.
10. R . Hunt
11. D.Finucane. lock,
12. T. Wilton
13. J. Colquhoun - run straight that's all.
14. J Williams- hard and fast and straight, that’s it
15. T Tapuha prop.
16. O. Kaufisi - hard fast in middle that's it
17. BHU, just eyes up.
18 . S . Talakai, another 3 months on the tackle bags. Footwork, speed,harder, repeat.

 

[Frenzy.]

1. Brailey - run more ya merkin
2. Toby - Tall good target for the high ball
3. Iro - apparently he is f**king amazing and our coaching staff are dumb not picking him
4. Talakai - origin player obviously
5. Stonestreet - obviously he is ready
6. Moylan - need experience obviously
7. Trindall - obviously he is ready
8. McInnes - plays like a prop anyway
9. Hynes - he runs a lot so would go well here
10. Finuncane - obviously a prop
11. Katoa - good leg speed get closer to the ball obviously
12. BHU - Get wider obviously
13. Wilton - obviously a ball player of the future
14. Nikora - Would be a good bench player obviously
15. Ronaldo - obviously a back up centre/fullback
16. Berrell - a must we re-sign. Could start over Nicho depends on trials
17. Tracey - obviously interchange for McInnes

I dub thee Captain Obvious.

Obviously.

 

[Frenzy.]

Oscar Goldman once said” We can rebuild him, we have the technology.”
Apply this nonsense and we are on a winner. Imagine being a baker in France.

Do we have a spare $6,000,000?