Jesbass stumbles onto the field and without looking takes KeepingTheFaith out in a gruesome high tackle, before panicking and fleeing for the changing room.
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Dont Shoot The Messenger (745 words including title)
On the 20th of August, 2005, Andrew Johns spoiled Stacey Jones farewell party by engineering a solid 16-4 at what was then Ericsson Stadium. Jones final home game for the Warriors hadnt gone to plan, but Johns made amends for this at the post match function, where he told a parochial crowd of Warriors fans of his respect and admiration for The Little General.
Just over eighteen months later, and with Johns retirement still hitting the headlines, Jones was able to return the favour.
His competitiveness his skill was just a level above everyone else, said the New Zealander of his rival at both club and international level, and also the confidence he brought out in the players that he was playing with.
It isnt often that rivals publicly compliment each other, but when Andrew Johns shocked the rugby league world on the 10th of April by retiring from the game following what looked like an innocuous collision with fellow Knights players at a mid-week practice it brought about an end to a stellar career, and plaudits were predictably swift from around the world, from friend and foe alike.
Before I fall into despair
After all, 249 first grade games, 23 matches for New South Wales in the State Of Origin series, 21 tests for the Kangaroos, two NRL Premierships, two Dally M Medals, and a Clive Churchill Medal tend to make opposition teams respect a player.
Newcastle recovered well to bounce back from the shock to defeat the resurgent Rabbitohs 23-22, with young New South Welshman Jarrod Mullen looking to fill Johns giant shoes. Fittingly, the club has announced that the number seven jersey will be retired for one week.
But it isnt just the Newcastle Knights who need to find a replacement player for Andrew Johns. Of all the teams to be missing his presence, it is the Kiwis who ironically find themselves in an awkward position following the former Kangaroo captains retirement.
Johns was to have become the second Dally Messenger.
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
The first, Herbert Henry Messenger, was born in New South Wales in 1883. Initially a rugby union player, he travelled as part of the 1907-1908 All Golds team that played against and defeated Great Britain two matches to one, the tour marking the birth of international rugby league. Dally played a total of four tests for the Kiwis, scoring two tries and five goals.
With nigh on a century having passed since that momentous occasion, the New Zealand Rugby League invited Andrew Johns to play as a modern day Dally Messenger in a commemorative tour to Great Britain. The choice, it seemed, was a simple one.
Both Messenger and Johns were creative players who revolutionised the way the game was played. Messenger even forced a rule change, when, upon kicking the ball behind the opposition players, he ran out of the field of play, around the oncoming defenders, and back onto the field to finish off the attack and score a try.
Likewise, Johns has changed the way the game is played, with his all round quality his ability to set up tries with a cut out pass, a grubber kick, a chip and chase, or a towering bomb, all perfectly complementing his strength in the defensive line.
I hope that someone gets my
And so now, it seems, the New Zealand Rugby League must come up with yet another Messenger to find their way out of this unfortunate conundrum. To do otherwise would not only make Andrew Johns invitation hollow and meaningless, but it would also make a mockery of the games first international pioneers.
The most obvious suggestion for a replacement would have to be Brisbane Broncos playmaker Darren Lockyer, but with the clubs long history of refusing a number of players to join the Kiwis squad, and with ex-Roosters standoff Brad Fittler also being touted as a possibility, the true identity of the new Messenger remains to be seen.
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
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Sources:
Song lyrics taken from 'Message In A Bottle' by The Police
www.letssingit.com
www.nrl.com
www.warriors.co.nz
www.wikipedia.org
The Kiwis: 100 Years Of International Rugby League by John Coffey and Bernie Wood, 2006