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Round 6 (2004) Pirates v Panthers

Anonymous

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Pirates v Panthers

Game Thread
Please note - This is a game thread only, therefore only game posts can be made here (Teams, Articles).
Any other posts will result in loss of points and is at the discretion of the referee.
Home team allowed one extra reserve.
Only original essays, not used in previous games, will be marked by referees.

Full Time: Wednesday 16th June, 2004. 9:00PM AEDT (Sydney time)

Venue: Olympic Stadium, Munich
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Crowd: 14,700

REFEREE: antonius

**Referee Blows Game On!**
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maelgwnau

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The team to line up against the pirates is as follows:

1. Azkatro
2. Kingaroy Redent
3. Maelgwnau ( c )
4. [Furrycat]
5. Leaguenut

6. Big Mick ( c )
7. Paul-the-Cowboy.


Good Luck To Both Teams
 

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thierry henry
lord reynoldson
broncoman
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anastabation
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LeagueNut

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LeagueNut carts the ball up from the kick-off ...

LeagueNut - Panthers #5:
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That's my team a-didilly-doodily

While rummaging through my wardrobe recently (how’s that for a gripping opening!!) I came across an old piece of historic League memorabilia - a reminder of days gone by, when the game was strictly for the ‘working class’ and cellphones were the size of canoes ...

It was a t-shirt with Bugs Bunny on it.

But not just any t-shirt, oh no!! Bugs was featuring as part of a cartoon ARL ‘dream team’ in an innovative move that certainly captured the imagination of League fans world-wide (yawn). In fact it captured my imagination so much that I am now completely unable to recall other members of the team ...

And in all seriousness, who could imagine Bugs Bunny in a league team??? His favourite trick is jumping into a hole in the ground for gawd sakes! Surely there must be plenty of ‘real’ cartoon characters out there capable of making the step up into the most challenging competition in the world.

So in a valiant attempt to reincarnate the traditions of that famous cartoon team, I have searched high and low for the ultimate combinations to make this dream a reality. Without further ado ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the “Acme Rockets”:



1. Roger Rabbit - marvels the crowd with his loping kick returns, surprisingly nimble on his feet and having his girlfriend on the sideline increases crowd numbers too!

2. Roadrunner - a noted speedster, which more than makes up for his dodgy handling skills. (Well you try catching the ball with those wings!)

3. Ned Flanders - surprisingly athletic with an amazing physique, and having the big guy upstairs on your side is a definite plus. Also (unlike some centres) he will NEVER make any dodgy late-night phone calls.

4. Hobbes - often accused of being a cat, but can be downright tigerish on defence. His post-try celebration dance always gets the crowd going.

5. Speedy Gonzales - small and snappy with blistering pace. Brings a much-needed Latino flavour to the team. ARIBA!

6. Wile E Coyote - has ample creativity for the five-eighth role, although not all his planned moves come off successfully. Likes to put bombs up for his winger. (Geddit??)

7. Asterix - lightning fast through the smallest gaps, fires bullet passes left and right, and can easily drop the opposition forwards with an amazing flurry of punches. Pretty much the perfect halfback!

8. Homer Simpson - once he heard Flanders was playing we couldn’t leave him out. An ‘old school’ prop who loves a drink or two, often during the match. A row of donuts behind the opposition try-line also helps his motivation.

9. Daffy Duck - damn near indestructible in the hooking role. You can blow this guy up and grind his beak into a fine powder, but he’ll still bounce up woo-hooing right through until the final whistle.

10. Obelix - an unstoppable force in the front row, despite his ongoing weight battle. Also needs to keep clear of the drug-testers and the judiciary (often suspended for use of a menhir on the field).

11. Groundskeeper Willie - as his name suggests, he was originally the groundskeeper ... but his displays of aggression when his turf was damaged pitchforked him into the team. He has a surprising turn of speed, as there’s nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.

12. Foghorn Leghorn (c) - Controversially selected as captain, bringing the inevitable claims of Rooster bias against selector Phil Gould. A steadying influence for his team, and often questions the referees decisions - “Ref, ahh say REF!”.

13. Bender - solid as a rock at the back of the scrum, and brings the valuable art of ‘sledging’ to the side. Can be a liability in wet conditions though, as he tends to rust.


And the bench? Well, take your pick. Fat Albert, Inspector Gadget, Andy Capp, Buzz Lightyear, Wal Footrot, Shaggy, Fred Flintstone … certainly a squad with great depth!!

And there we have it - a team full of all round quality and toughness that would offer a stern test to any of the current “human” teams running around. Some of the match-ups are mouth watering ... Rabbit vs Peachey, Hobbes vs Lewis, Gonzales vs Slater, Coyote vs Fittler, Obelix vs Mason, Leghorn vs Hindmarsh ... you’d be guaranteed a damn good show no matter where your allegiances lie.

It certainly gets my vote for the sixteenth team! GO ROCKETS!
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Kingaroy Redant

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Kingaroy Redant attempts to covert his last essay about the fate of corner posts with a follow up on the fate of goal posts.

The Last Post.

The person who decided to put four steel posts into the ground on a field where athletes play full body contact sport with little protection apart from a mouthguard must have had a sadistic streak. Despite all the intrinsic dangers of a high impact sport it was deemed sensible and necessary to make the degree of difficulty even higher.

Workplace health and safety issues have slowly crept into the arena of professional sports. Rugby League has seen a few changes to procedures such as the introduction of the blood bin rule, the head bin and the drinks break on particularly hot days. However, the general culture of toughness results in an atmosphere of ignorance and “She’ll be right mate”. Most games have examples of poor regard for safety issues such as players that have been knocked unconscious being allowed to continue playing and trainers moping up blood with an ungloved hand.

In order to give this essay some validation I will review some actual incidents involving goal posts. In 1987, Mal Meninga broke his arm with a sickening collision with a goal post in a match against Manly at Seiffert Oval. The injury threatened to cut short his magnificent career. Another Raiders player James Evans suffered an horrific knee injury in 2002 after colliding with a goal post whilst crossing the try-line. The impact resulted in three ruptured knee ligaments and a dislocated knee-cap. What followed was fourteen months of intensive rehabilitation. Evans has recently walked away from the game citing the incident and the resulting trauma as a contributing factor in his decision to quit the game. In the 2004 ANZAC Test against New Zealand in Newcastle Australian captain Darren Lockyer had a stomach-churning collision with a goal post late in the game and was lucky not to be seriously injured.

In the United Kingdom a Halton Hornets players broke his right leg in three places after colliding with a goal post. The player successfully sued the club for damages. He suffered the injury as he dived for a try and was tackled and went crashing into the posts. It must be said that in this case the posts were not padded. But similar injuries can still occur despite the presence of padding.

Under the Tort of Negligence, a breach has occurred if it is reasonably foreseeable that harm could occur but nothing was done to prevent it. Clubs and referees have a duty of care to provide safe playing conditions for players. A judge may well rule that fixing upright steel posts in the area of a body contact sport is in fact an act of negligence. Padding will help reduce the likelihood of injury but the evidence of the two Canberra players shows the risk of serious injury is still present. Maybe that is why Canberra have ridiculously thick padding masquerading as milk cartons at home games these days.

Australia does not really need any more Americanisms we have enough already in Rugby League with rucks becoming hit-ups, defence becoming deeeeefence or just “D” as one coach calls it, not to mention red zones. So it is with hesitation that another American idea be introduced to Rugby League but they were onto something when they designed the goal posts with just one upright that was positioned on the dead ball line. Having two posts instead of four immediately halves the risk of injury. Moving the posts out of the most critical area of the field being the try line would also help.

An “out-there” innovation could be the installation of laser lights on the cross bar that would project a laser curtain into the sky. This would be more affective during night games but would do away with the need for touch judges. If the laser projected a green curtain then the crowd and referee could easily see if the ball went between the posts as would reflect the green light.

Why stop there? Why not employ the use of lasers to project a hologram image of goal posts thus removing the risk of injury altogether. There would be no need for cumbersome pads, no spectator view blockage, and no crossbar to interrupt with general play. Regrettably moments etched in Rugby League history like the famous State of Origin try by Greg Dowling in the mud after Wally Lewis hit the cross bar with a chip kick will be just memories.

On second thoughts maybe we might just leave things as they are.

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References
http://www.prp-online.co.uk/newsclip3.htm
http://www.activeaustraliaday.com/biography.asp?iPersonID=29
http://www.raiders.com.au/newsroom/may/10_ar04/
 

Big Mick

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Interchange Big Mick takes a huge hitup for Penrith and busts the line!

Money V Loyalty:

Loyalty is sadly lacking in our game today. The number of players leaving clubs simply to receive a bigger paycheck is increasing and setting the wrong example for juniors. A crucial question fans must ask is money more important than loyalty? Are fans and the team more important than a fatter paycheck? At the end of the day, it appears that the new breed of player cares less about playing the game, and more about what he will get out of it financially.

There are so many greedy players, past and present that are so money-driven that they change clubs every few years. The concept of staying loyal to a club that has nurtured you through all your junior years is somewhat obsolete now, simply because there is no incentive to remain loyal.

A player who embodies loyalty is Dragons Lance Thompson. The fiery red head has been a saint his whole life, and has rewarded his club with his loyalty till the end of his career, providing inspiration for his peers. To highlight his loyalty to his club, Thompson took a paycut of around $80,000 so that the dragons can retain star players Trent Barrett and Mark Gasnier. This loyalty is hardly ever present in our game today, and in my view is part of the reason why the game is being torn apart.

On the other hand, players like Brett Kimmorley, leave their original clubs to play for more money. Kimmorley’s story stretches back to Newcastle, Hunter Mariners, Melbourne, Northern Eagles, and now Cronulla. What will be his next club? Players like these should not be looked up to as role models as they are not promoting loyalty and passion, but disloyalty and a thirst for money. This is not what this game is about, and not in the best interests of the game.

What’ the solution? The NRL should bring in an incentive scheme. An incentive scheme could involve such things as a 10% discount off the salary cap for each year of service, whereby after five years service a player will only have to have 50% of their salary included into the salary cap. After 10 years service a player would be exempt from the cap, paving the way for his club to pay him any amount desired. Wouldn’t this be an effective solution to a major problem in our game today?

This may be a reason why families do not go to games today. Families go so their children can watch their heroes take the field for their favourite club. How do they know where their favourite player will be in two years time when his contract runs out? Will he venture to greener pastures? After this, what is left? A disappointed child has no favourite player, no idol at his beloved club. This aspect of our game shouldn’t be glorified as it’s having a detrimental effect on the game and those that follow it.

Our game has poachers who are looking to steal our great players. Union and Super League raiding our players is a blot on our game that needs to be rectified in the near future. How can our game proceed when those that run it are not caring about the fans. When players switch competitions to play Rugby Union or play for an English Super League team, what is it doing to the loyal fans that love this game?

The NRL must make a choice. Do the right thing by fans or side with the players? I know which I’d choose. I know which one most of you would choose, being fellow fans of the game. We need to make a choice to not let our heroes go without a fight and not just lay back and say its part of sport.

It’s time the game took a stand against those that wish to destroy it. Players need to choose loyalty or greener pastures. The NRL needs to assist by offering incentives to both club and players to keep children’s dreams alive. That they too could grow up one day and play professional Rugby League at one club and someday, become idols themselves. Our game would be so much better if we only had loyalty. It would put the fans back in the stands. It would mean our juniors develop and stay in the ranks. Some of you may think loyalty is a minor issue, but in my view, it’s the only issue.

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Narcissist

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Narcissist taking it up for the Pirates
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Behind The Music.

They say behind every great man is a great women well the same can be said for behind every great football season is a great song. Rugby League has had many hits and misses in the search for musical perfection and the ideal television commercial, it must try and capture the physical nature of the bash and barge game while still making it appealing enough for mothers to let their sons and daughters play. So sit back as we go over some of the best and the worst that Rugby League has served up…

The year is 1988, bad hair and even worse fashion is all the rage, and speaking of bad hair this was the year when a big earring-wearing yank signed on and gave us one of the most memorable songs ever. Her name was Tina Turner and her song “What you get is what you see” got the blood flowing for Rugby League fans across the nation. Our screens were splattered with our favourite players mixing it up, sometimes shirtless, with Tina and training the house down. Who could forget big Gavin Miller and his hairy barrel chest as Tina belted out “some boys think they’re sweet enough to eat” it had women across the nation packing into Shark Park err sorry Caltex Field to see sexy Gav do his thing. Apparently some ET bloke played in the same side but I’m sure it was all Gavin.

Lets go forward, the year is 1997 and our game has been torn apart. For the music fans it was great 1 game but 2 songs, truly heaven. The new boy on the bloke was Super League and they tried to capture the tribal essences of the game with a little number called “When two tribes go to war”. We were given a bounty of planets crashing into each other and more players without their shirts running around. Not too far down the road the traditionalist at Manly uumm sorry ARL headquarters were scratching their heads and trying to develop a song to better their opponents. They turned to British trio Chumbawamba and their hit drinking song Tubthumpin, the result was a ground swell of support and a huge increase in alcoholism at ARL matches. The song got back to league’s hard man roots, showing huge hits and massive collisions. However it wasn’t until the great Chief vs Spud battle that this song gained notoriety, at a pre-season press conference the great Paul “The Chief” Harragon showed his support of the song stating, “just like the song we get knocked down but we get up again”. Once this quote reached Murdoch headquarters they knew the battle was lost and the game reformed and Rugby league had lost its 2 songs a season possibly forever.

Our game has made many mistakes in its colourful history but arguable the biggest came in 2000 with the signing of the hip-thrusting crooner Tom Jones. There was definitely something new pussycat in 2000 and the new stunk. Tom screamed his way through exclaiming “what a hit, what a hit, whatta mighty big hit ohhhhhh yes it was!!!!” as television sets around the nation had their volume turned down.

That leaves the scores at two good and one bad, and takes us back to the year 1991. Australia had fallen in love with Tina Turner, we loved the 1988 song, we loved it when she returned to the thunderdome and we loved she was back. It was this season that produced the all time greatest Rugby League song, so much so that after nearly ever junior or senior Grand Final it is belted out on the clubs jukebox. “Simply The Best” has nothing to do with football, its about a man who obviously goes alright, but it didn’t matter and in 1991 when the song was released the Australian public took to it like a fly to shit. It featured the boys of the then NSWRL pumping iron, bare chested again, and running around with Tina. If Gavin Miller dominated the first film clip then surely this one belonged to a DT clad Martin Bella, the then Manly prop forward had women hanging from the rafters down at Brookie.

So there you have it, the good the bad and the Bella. We certainly do have a proud musical history in Rugby League and with the Hoodoo Gurus now running the show things seem to be in safe hands.

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NRL Fashion Fracas

In today’s sporting world, players are considered marketable assets and everything comes down to the bottom line. With this focus on money, it must be questioned why NRL players are not doing more to present their own image through sponsors to the mainstream.

Michael Jordan is considered by many to not just be the greatest basketball player ever, but possibly the greatest athlete too. Throughout the ‘90s, sports stores were inundated with Jordan’s image – not just limited to expensive basketball shoes, but a whole range of clothing including caps, shorts, jumpers and stockings. With a bevy of other corporate sponsors using his image such as Gatorade, McDonalds and Weeties, Jordan was successfully injected into the mainstream pop culture. Whilst the Australian market is niche compared to the giant American market, Jordan’s crossover success shows what NRL players can aspire to. It is a model we could scale down and build upon for the stars of the NRL.

If we look further into the NBA today, not only will we see Shaquille O’Neal, Kobe Bryant, Allen Iverson and rookie sensation LeBron James repeating the success of Michael Jordan, but many other players on smaller contracts releasing personalised clothing through Nike, Reebok, adidas and other popular sporting brands. If my brother who was very good at mathematics in high school can be trusted, there’s no reason why NRL players shouldn’t be profiting from selling their own image in much the same way. What junior footy player wouldn’t want to wear a pair of Air Joeys or a special edition silver pair of Gower Pumps? Whilst the market for footy boots is obviously small, with a few alterations these could be modified into casual street shoes and sold to any fat yahoo.

The first athlete ever signed to Nike was the inspiring American middle-distance runner Steve Prefontaine. Whilst his life tragically ended in unfortunate circumstances before he reached his sporting peak, his legend lives on today not only through a couple of hugely popular movies, but a clothing range for athletes. League has its own fair share of legends and many fans would be honoured to wear clothing dedicated to memorable players such as Clive Churchill, Dally Messenger and one that should bring a tear to the eye of most New Zealand footy supporters, Robert “Speedy” McAllister.

Considered by Nike and adidas to be the biggest sporting superstars in the world today, Tiger Woods and David Beckham both have their own clothing lines, along with enough other endorsements to make even the most casual observer splooge. It is big business for the top athletes of the world, with many gaining just as much profit from endorsements as they do from playing their actual sport. In many cases they can even earn more from their own image. This is especially true for Anna Kournikova, whom as we all know is pretty useless with a tennis racket. What’s stopping Nathan Hindmarsh cashing in on his fantastic looks? How much skin must he shows before the big brands take note?

Whilst many sports stars use links to sporting companies to release self-branded clothing, other stars like Snoop Dogg, Pharrell Williams and teenage sensations the Olsen twins have released their own profitable clothing lines. The twins in fact, became the youngest self-made millionaires in history large in part due to their Mary-Kate and Ashley clothing brand (available at Target). Whilst we have no sexy twins in the NRL, the next best option would perhaps be the Witt brothers, Michael and Steve. If they were to release a clothing range, I’m sure half of it could show potential.

Perhaps most realistically, I would love to see novelty t-shirts for players, much like those featuring top wrestlers. Whereas with WWE clothing we have The Rock laying the smack down on your candy ass and Stone Cold 3:16 saying he’s just whopped your ass, NRL clothing could feature Nathan Hindmarsh’s fantastic ass and Craig Wing posing the question, does my ass look good in this? Whilst this ass fetish seems strange and peculiar, I’m assuming it’s the rule of novelty t-shirts and am therefore respecting it. It is for this reason John Hopoate will never have a t-shirt with his own image. He’s a very naughty boy.

Perhaps we will see a greater marketing emphasis placed on the personalities of league in the near future. In the mean time, the NRL and the players’ union should be doing the best they can to encourage these developments.
 

broncoman

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broncoman
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The Grand Final That Never Was

Brisbane and Canberra are considered as the two best teams of the 1990's. Their dominance peaked between 1989 and 1994. In that time Brisbane played in and won 2 grand finals, while the Raiders played in 4 and won 2. In my opinion the Raiders premiership side of 1994 was their best team and the Broncos' best was the great side of 1992.

Every single player in the Raiders team played test football for their country and played nearly 100 state of origin matches between them. Meninga, Wiki and Daley also have captained their country at various times. Meninga is known as an all-time great having captained Australia on two Kangaroo Tours, as well as captaining the Raiders to the Premiership in his final year, 1994. Ruben Wiki who of course played in the outside backs in the 1990's. While being built like a back rower, he had speed to burn and was an ideal centre; he is the current New Zealand test captain and vice-captain of the Raiders. Laurie Daley, who was the Australian captain the Super League war is also an all-time great. The Raiders' favourite son is one of the beat five-eighths to play the game. A centre in his younger days, was always earmarked to be a great ball player - his great performances every week for Canberra made young players look up to him.

The rest of the team is jam packed full of talent. Brett Mullins and Ken Nagas were two of the most exciting players to play Rugby League. In the Premiership year of 1994 they scored 33 tries between them. Their support play was second to none. Many of their tries were set up by the great busts made by the second rowers and halves, but their speed allowed them to score untouched on my occassions. Ricky Stuart was one of the great halfbacks of the last 25 years. His kicking game was easily the best of his era and his passing game rivaled by no one. Many say Canberra would have won the competiton in 1993 as well had he not broken his leg.

The Foward Pack of the 1994 side can only be described as scary, the opposition could expect to be hurt every week. Their aggression sometimes let them down however, most famously in the 94 premliminary final when Lomax was sent off and had to miss the grand final. The back row of Croker, Furner and Clyde was complete class. Croker, the most versitile player of the last decade, scored 22 tries and played all 26 games in 1994. Furner was the goalkicker and also won man of the match in the grand final and Brad Clyde was an inspiration for this side - the greatest lock foward to have played in modern times.

The Broncos first NSWRL title in their history is still regarded as their best. Strike power outside, tough rugged fowards, great halves and to go with that, one of the most brilliant all-time coaches in Wayne Bennett. Most of the players in this team played international football and state of origin. While not having the great names in the foward pack the Raiders team of 1994 did, this pack was frightening enough for any team to play against. One of the best all time Props in Glenn Lazarus, the foward pack was led well. With Gillmeister and Mark Hohn there was never a shortage of big hits. Kerrord Walters was a brilliant passer of the ball. A strong defender, he never let down any team he played for. A foundation player in Terry Matterson brought the experience to the team.

The Backline for Brisbane was their biggest weapon, featuring many natural try scorers. In 1992 Carne scored 11, Hancock 10 and Renouf 12. Having potent try scorers on both sides of the field meant brisbane could shift their point of attack at any time.

The Halves were Brisbanes biggest asset. Langer and Walters played together as kids and rose through the ranks together, Australian representatives, are all time greats for the Broncos. Allan Langer could one day go down as a Rugby League Immortal.

As far as a match up between the two sides, it hurts to say, but i think the Raiders side of 1994 would narrowly win. The halves and outside backs are dead even, with the Raiders getting the edge with Brett Mullins' raw speed at fullback and the attacking abilty of the Raiders fowards.

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[furrycat]

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4. [furrycat] The Penrith Panthers...

Furrycat runs on with what appears to be a controversial looking jersey... And fools the opposition, but runs into the bloody Goal Posts...
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NRL CEO – Gallop or Mr. Media-Outlets?

If I nonchalantly walked up to a random person in the street and asked the question,
“Who is the chief executive of the National Rugby League?”, The most palpable response would be,
“Why, it’s that handsome man Mr. David Gallop!”… Now a few years ago, my response most definitely would have been
“Why yes! You are correct! You win a free monkey dishwasher!”, But unfortunately, the events that I have seen unfold this year have put the ostensible CEO to the test, and If I didn’t know any better, I’d say that the CEO was really that rugged looking fellow, Mr. Media-Outlets…

Who is this chap you ask? Well he has had a vibrant history of preceding jobs. He has been actively involved with the Sunday Telegraph, The Sun Herald, and I think I’ve seen him having a few “close encounters” with the Dragon lady… I mean, Rebecca Wilson. He even once stated when he was four years old, that his life-time dream was to kill Rugby League in Australia. But recently, he has put his experience towards “helping” the National Rugby League with Mr. Gallop succumbing to his every wish… Of course in this context, the word “helping” can be defined as sadistically annihilating the game and hoping it will be voided into oblivion and eaten by large space monkeys.

One of the recent examples, was the alleged Coffs Harbour Scandal, and the Crowd Control in relation to the Canterbury Bulldogs club. I remember distinctly early into the original investigation that Rebecca Wilson stated, and I quote:
“The NRL should consider stripping points off the club, fining them large amounts of money, or even just kicking them out of the wretched game..” Funnily enough, it was only THREE days later, that Mr. Gallop directed to the public that expelling The Bulldogs from the competition, stripping points, and fining them was certainly an option…

The big problem with the Coffs Harbour investigation, is that the NRL seemingly gained all of its information from what the media apparently knew. On March 29th, Rebecca Wilson stated in her column:
“Jason Bretton, the leader of Strike Force McGuigon, is expected to announce within the week that all players involved in the club will be charged, and Mr. Mortimer will rip up their contracts, about time too…” And surprise surprise, Mr. Gallop said that he had heard from a “reliable” source that the police were going to announce the result of the investigation within the week. Now, either Wilson and Mr. Media-Outlets are having an affair with Mr. Gallop (heaven forbid..) Or Gallop is just simply a puppet, being controlled by the authoritative hand of Mr. Media-Outlets.

I was amazed that everything I read that was written by Mr. Media-Outlets (and his friend, The Devil, or Rebecca Wilson), was almost directly quoted the next day by Mr. Gallop… It makes you wonder if Wilson had written:
”I am a big wee wee head”, that Gallop would have stood up in front of the public, and said that because the media had written it previously. I don’t know about anyone else, but this seems exceedingly preposterous to me that Gallop would take counsel from the evil Mr. Media-Outlets, whose life-time goal is to abolish the National Rugby League. Maybe the education isn’t needed for the players, but for Mr. Gallop… Picture this scene then, a teacher walks into an vacant classroom, but suddenly notices a grey-haired man sitting apprehensively up the front, with a pad and paper ready. The teacher clears his throat and says:
“Okay, the only advice I have for you is… Do the reverse of what your tiny little mind says… CLASS DISMISSED!”. Erroneous? Untrue perhaps? I think not… Gallop is just a puppet for the media, and unless Mr. Media-Outlets has an opinion on a problem in the NRL, than he won’t have one either.

So what’s my prediction? Here’s a little timeline that may explain things a little more clearly:
End of 2004 – Gallop and Wilson announce they are to be married
End of 2005 – The Telstra Premiership is renamed to The Sunday Telegraph Farce.
End of 2006 – Gallop Announces that all players must admit they are dirty slobs, or be kicked out of the comp
Start of 2007 - … What’s Rugby League?

Something needs to be done… If it means the selection of a new CEO, then so be it… If it means a crazy man shooting Gallop, then so be it…
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Anonymous

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Thierry Henry-Pirates

Finding a balance

ANZAC spirit is internationally renowned, but in sport it is often obliterated under a tsunami of nationalistic fervour. As a New Zealander I am confronted regularly by rabid anti-Australian sentiment, which despite its force tends to be good-natured. New Zealanders don’t hate Australians; we just like to compete with them, and to beat them. Cricket, soccer, basketball and league fans all revel in occasional victories over Australia, knowing that for one brief moment four million were able to beat twenty million, and big brother was humbled by little brother.

Of course, there is a grudging admiration in all this. Most Kiwi rugby league fans are quick to admit that Australian league is a model everyone should aspire to. However, I feel that a bit of good-natured anti-Aussie feeling wouldn’t go amiss when it comes to Warriors fans (and critics). A common topic whenever the Warriors are discussed is the need for a ‘balance’ between Kiwi and Aussie players. Australian players are seen as hard working, industrious and intelligent. Kiwis are “flair players”- this has almost become regarded as common knowledge. They are big, strong, and can offload- they are also erratic, defensively poor, and inept at reading a game. These stereotypes might be amusing if they were used tongue in cheek by Australians taking a shot at Kiwis, but they are not. This is the average New Zealand fan’s conception of our own players, and as such is a disturbing comment on our attitude.

Perhaps it is best to put these comments into context, which can be summed up in four words- Ivan Cleary, Kevin Campion. When a New Zealander thinks of hardened Aussie pros, he thinks of these two. They were the archetypal ‘old heads’ that provided the much sought ‘Kiwi/Aussie balance’ at the Warriors. Campion and Cleary didn’t make 50 metre runs and throw behind the back passes- they couldn’t. They were journeyman who joined the Warriors without a rep game behind either of them. They played in a team full of internationals and got credit for ‘doing the hard yards’. If either had run the length of the field to score they probably would have offended their Kiwi fan base. They were Australians. They didn’t do things like that.

But how was their nationality relevant?

It’s puzzling. Kiwi league fans seem to be beguiled by an incorporeal idea of ‘Australianness’ that makes their players different and ultimately superior. These fans do have some valid points. Most of the world’s best players are Australians? No doubt, but most of the world’s players are Australians, full stop. Australia has the best coaching structure and the best junior development? Definitely. Australia has the best of everything when it comes to rugby league- they are the best rugby league nation in the world by a country mile, because they have the most fans, the most players, the most public interest. This much is obvious- if anything, it makes it all the more astonishing that the Kiwis are capable of toppling the Kangaroos from time to time.

New Zealand players have become increasingly prominent in Australia in recent years, from Dane Sorenson and Mark Broadhurst, to John Lomax and Quentin Pongia, to Benji Marshall and Sonny-Bill Williams. They have even started popping up in Australian schoolboys and age group teams in amazing numbers. Talent scouts are quick to point out that New Zealand is the best source of rugby league talent in the world- a far cry from suggesting that our players are somehow intrinsically less equipped for the game. It is a rare case of Australians praising Kiwis while Kiwis do all they can to drag themselves down. The stereotypes are ridiculous- would anyone suggest that Ruben Wiki was all flair and no substance? Does he need Australians around him to stop him getting lazy and doing something stupid? Maybe John Hopoate could tell him what to do.

I’m certainly not suggesting that the Warriors become an all-Kiwi team. No team in the NRL sticks entirely to players from its catchment area. Players should be considered individually on their merits. Australian players should be signed if they serve a purpose and are the most effective and economical option available- not because of what it is assumed they will provide as Australians. Kiwi players can be exciting, industrious, erratic, or consistent- so can Australians. New Zealanders should be promoting local players. It’s important to talk ourselves up and bag the Aussies as often as possible; that’s the ANZAC way.

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Genghis Chan

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Lord Reynoldson - Pirates

Shaun Timmins - Hero or Villain?

He kicked the field goal that lifted New South Wales to a 1-0 series lead over Queensland. He won Man of the Match honours, yet he was the man responsible for almost single handedly running New South Wales’ hopes into the ground.

While it was a near perfect kick, the game should never have reached that situation in the first place. While some will hail Shaun Timmins as a hero, those kind of congratulations will not ring true for those of us who think that all Timmins did was salvage a win from the disaster that he himself caused.

The first State Of Origin match lacked pretty much everything that you expect from State Or Origin other than a close game. No excitement, no action, and no skills shown whatsoever

Is it not the jobs of the forwards to carry the ball forward at the defence? Is it not the jobs of the backs to score the majority of the points? And is it not the job the halves to distribute the ball to the backs for them to work their skills?

The New South Wales back line could have caught a cold that night due to the lack of action and involvement they had in the game. That responsibility falls mostly with the halves. How can your try scorers score when they don’t get given the football? Simply out – THEY CAN’T!

Timmins was not the only one to under perform on the night. Craig Gower was widely criticised by the media and spectators for his play. Most notably for his failed field goal attempts. At least Gower missed his shots at field goal with a torn ligament in his leg. Shaun Timmins missed many an opportunity while playing perfectly healthy.

While Craig Gower may not have played his best game, he did the best he could given the circumstances around him. Shaun Timmins received the ball dozens of time during the game. Now guess how many times he actually passed it…

ONCE

Once in over 80 minutes of football did one of the ball players actually feed the ball to the players who are there to score tries. Despite all the overlaps, all the gaps opening up out wide, and the space to move out against a weak Queensland back line, one of the most important players and playmakers on the field passed the ball ONCE.

Despite the try he scored, was it not him who fumbled his way into giving the Queenslanders a 20 metre restart instead of one of the backs a try right under the posts? And was it not him who killed more tries than ever thought possible in one game by a five eight with his selfish running play out wide?

The only thing as bad as Shaun Timmins performance in Origin 1 was the goal kicking of Queensland hooker Cameron Smith. Even then at least one of Smith’s shots at goal looked more promising than any pass or ball movement that Timmins threw that game. Mostly because that aspect of the playmaker was non-existent.

The Queensland backline was there to be tested, yet barely made a tackle between them. No matter how many times Gower would throw the ball to Timmins, Timmins did the job of the forwards. He tucked the ball under his arm and ran it up. With a rather out of position backline that lacked experience of the big games, the scene was set for Timmins to fire out wide in the number 6 to cause chaos for Queensland.

Timmins performance, while running the ball well – for a forward that is – was an insult to the skill level of every half decent five eight in the game overlooked by Origin selectors. The most absurd aspect of the situation, is that the player who at the time and even now, had led a young Melbourne Storm backline to the best attacking record in the league while setting up numerous tries, line breaks and possessing a great kicking game, was watching from the comfort of his own home.

With one play he may have lifted himself into the State Of Origin record books, but it was 80 the minutes of play beforehand that almost single-handedly led New South Wales to possibly one of their most embarrassing defeats of all time.

Call it what you want, but the truth of the matter, is that he did nothing more than clean up his own mess.
 

Azkatro

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Ahh guys ... I couldn't get to the site earlier (got the "critical error") so I sent my article to the forums@leagueunlimited.com address a bit after 7pm ... should I just repost it here now or wait for it to be handled by an administrator?
 

Big Mick

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There was a similar situation here a few weeks ago involving the pirates players, so i don't think it should be a problem.

As long as you did send it there.
 

Anonymous

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Note for the ref: I can confirm that an email was received by Azkatro at 7:14pm last night, before fulltime.
 

antonius

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Is it possible for you guys (Admin) to post it in the thread? We need Half to confirm he's OK with the arrangement?
 

Anonymous

Juniors
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To make it easier, I'll post Azkatro's article:

Injury Woes

In recent years we have seen the game of rugby league in Australia
increase in professionalism almost immeasurably. Expansion, among other
things, has seen a dramatic rise in the amount of money paid to players,
meaning they no longer need to pursue work outside of the game at the
top level.


An obvious consequence of this has also been a much higher level of
pressure on football clubs to succeed. With this has come full time
dedication from players and coaches, unlike the old days of having a job
outside of football. Players today are fitter than ever before and
that's arguably had as much to do with the faster pace of the game as
the introduction of the ten metre rule.


All of these developments have been wonderful from a spectator's point
of view, who can genuinely say that it takes not only a world class
footballer to make it to the top in rugby league, but also a world class
athlete.


But evidence suggests there is a frightening drawback to the heightened
level of professionalism the game now enjoys.


For the players, more pressure on the club means more frequent and
intense training sessions throughout the week and the off-season.
Expansion has meant more travelling is required throughout the year, and
a faster paced game means more hard work for the body to do during those
eighty or more minutes of football each week.


For the truly elite, there is the additional grind of representative
football – State of Origin, City/Country, and Test Matches.


These are all factors which greatly increase the potential of fatigue.


And it doesn't take much research at all to find a wealth of medical
professionals to discover the real threat of fatigue in sports:


* “The vast majority of rugby injuries occur during the second
halves of matches, when rugby athletes’ muscles are more tired
and less able to carry out skilful movements” [1]

“Fatigued muscles do a poor job of protecting their associated connective tissues, increasing the risk of damage to bone, cartilage, tendons and ligaments.” [2]
“Athletes with high consecutive days of training, have more injuries.” [3]
These are just a few statements which may shed some light on the problem of ever-increasing injury tolls in the game.

Another misconception this serves to disprove is that of the impact of the sport. Many people believe - or would automatically assume – that it's because of the high impact that players are often injured. Statistics indicate that the most common injuries are to the thigh and calf – accounting for 40% of the overall total [1].

These kinds of injuries in particular are usually a result of the simplest and perhaps most fundamental aspect of league – running. And this is where the danger of fatigue comes to the fore.

It's certainly not the only factor involved when a player suffers from an injury, however. Modern training techniques are another contributor to the much more athletic nature of rugby league.

One comparitively recent development in training methods is called
plyometrics. If they are done correctly, “plyometrics can improve speed,
strength, acceleration and explosive power” [4]. They have gained
markedly in popularity in recent years and many now consider them to be
an essential ingredient in the professional athlete's training regime.
Donald Chu, an authority on the subject, considers it to be the
“icing-on-the-cake” of athletic ability.


However it's also enjoyed its fair share of controversy. While the
benefits are obvious, it seems there is evidence which indicates that
“gains made from practising plyometric drills may be outweighed by the
risk of severe injuries attributed to this training method, if practised
incorrectly” [5].


One of the high-impact aspects of plyometrics is the depth jump, where
the athlete jumps down from a heightened platform and - without pause -
does a vertical jump at the point of landing. Because of the high forces
associated with depth jumps, they have the potential to cause problems
with ligaments and even the spine.


There are countless other factors which may contribute to the injury of
player, and factors discussed here are just a couple. But they certainly
suggest that the dramatic rise in the professionalism of rugby league in
Australia is having an influence on the number of injuries we see in the
game today.

[1] http://www.sportsinjurybulletin.com/archive/rugby-injuries.html
[2] http://www.brianmac.demon.co.uk/injury.htm
[3] http://sportsmedicine.about.com/cs/injuryprevention/a/aa101801a.htm
[4] http://www.sportsinjurybulletin.com/archive/plyometric-injuries.html
[5] Horrigan & Shaw, 1989.
 
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