The door knocker

[Parra Pride]

start a new game for him

#WhatKindOfHostAreYou?

I'm a pretty terrible host, I like to insult people in Jaoanese, but I smile so they think I'm saying something nice.

#That'llTeachThemForNotBeingMultilingual

 

[The EELiminator]

I'm a pretty terrible host, I like to insult people in Jaoanese, but I smile so they think I'm saying something nice.

#That'llTeachThemForNotBeingMultilingual

in that case im offended by your sig

#TheBunnyIsSmiling

 

[Parra Pride]

in that case im offended by your sig

#TheBunnyIsSmiling

It's a cat, not a bunny... Well it's actually an alien, but it looks like a cat.

But it doesn't say anything bad, see:
[youtube]Sb6FrTMpRTg[/youtube]

#Kyubey

 

[Eels Dude]

Door knocking bible bashers should be treated like stray cats that stroll into your back garden. Just put the hose on them to scare them off.

 

[The EELiminator]

Door knocking bible bashers should be treated like stray cats that stroll into your back garden. Just put the hose on them to scare them off.

If they are allowed to walk around shoving their beliefs down our throats we should be allowed to go door to door trying to convert people to becoming parra supporters

#HardSellAtTheMomentThough

 

[Parra Pride]

I like to joke about religion, but I must confess that I do own a bible.

#TheParramattaBible

 

[woodyk2]

Old joke but some of you may not of heard it.
Whats the difference between a Jehovahs Witness and a Hells Angel?
A Hells Angel knocks on your door and tells YOU to f@%k off!

 

[barney gumble]

There was a story on Hoppa jnr just a couple of weeks ago (NRL on Fox I think?).

'Elder Hopoate' is what he is apparently called now, is training hard but concentrating on whatever he's doing with the mormons.

I'm not overly excited about his return. He only just reached some ok form in a red hot footy team and then leaves the game for two years. Hope I'm wrong, but I doubt we'll see anything too spectacular in his first season back.

 

[SDM]

i heard there are two religions (jehovahs witness and 7 day adventist maybe?) that hate each other and if either rocks up to your door just say you're the other one and they will leave instantly

or you could be like my cousin and as soon as they bring up religion announce that you are a satan worshipper

 

[jono]

Just ask them if they have any hotdogs and ask them to make you one with everything...

 

[The EELiminator]

when i first saw this photo i thought the kid in front had the gun pointed at his chest then i realised it was part of the stock lol

 

[Gronk]

If that's a school photo from a synagogue near my house then I'm f**ked.

#killedinmysleep

 

[The EELiminator]

I like to joke about religion, but I must confess that I do own a bible.

#TheParramattaBible

i have some religious training videos myself

 

[The EELiminator]

If that's a school photo from a synagogue near my house then I'm f**ked.

#killedinmysleep

nah im pretty sure the sound of gunfire will wake you up

#YouWon'tBeAwakeForLongThough

 

[Parra Pride]

i have some religious training videos myself

I have those two, but I also have this one.

#IJustWishIWasBornBeforeThe80s

 

[The EELiminator]

I have those two, but I also have this one.

#IJustWishIWasBornBeforeThe80s

i have that one too its a bonus disk in the grand final collections box set

 

[woodyk2]

Any new news on the doorknocker? In Ricky's plans?Fit?

 

[oldmancraigy]

Any new news on the doorknocker? In Ricky's plans?Fit?

Unfortunately he's let his fitness go.

We just tore up his contract. It'll be announced on Wednesday morning.

 

[woodyk2]

Unfortunately he's let his fitness go.

We just tore up his contract. It'll be announced on Wednesday morning.

Legit question mate...go back to trolling Charlotte Dawson.:lol:

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

There hasnt been much said about him lately.