Good things take time
but here it is
The lovely Ms Pittstop recruited BP aka Matt, into the Easts team in early January 2003. At the time, he was told that he would be a third reserve, a position with no pressure and many accolades. She lied. :^o Running out every week (bar one) in the coveted and pressured #11 jersey, BP became a reliable and unenvied gap filler. While his articles werent the quality of some, consistency was his thing. With third reserve burnout taking its toll, BP took a position in the management hierarchy where he now does nothing all day and earns a fat little salary for his troubles. O
Bundled into the job description is a cushy little refereeing gig intended to make it look like he actually does something constructive with his time. :-s BP has refused to referee any of Easts matches this year due to the fact hes shit scared of a certain player who can make his life very miserable indeed. :-({|=
Matt, aka BP works in the field of mental health and has done for many, many years. He is getting old (but not quite as old as Ozzie) and his patience is waning faster than his libido. He has two grown children one female who you all know as Mortica (who came along way before either Matt, nor BP was ready for any sort of responsibilities in this world 8-[ take note Raider) who has presented two youngens to the world who manage to wheedle all and sundry out of him, through no fault of his own. They shall, henceforth, be known as the master manipulators. ](*,) A year ago, Matt suffered from an acute phase of stupidity and purchased property where, although separate living quarters are evident, the spawn, partner of the moment and the master manipulators are now able to come and go through his door at any time of the day or night. #-o The other child a son, is the pride and joy.
He resides in England and pays his own bills and only comes to visit once a year, making Matts life very easy. \\
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Roosteritis struck Matt at a very young age, introduced into his system by his father. Out of all Rooster moments in Matts life, the favourite would have to be the 75 Grand Final when, at fulltime, he realised that a small and, at the time, very endearing Mortica, was hooked to a life as a Roosterholic. :mrgreen: Unfortunately, this love somehow bypassed the male child.
However, it is now evident in the youngest of the clan and Matt can die a happy man knowing that red, white and blue pumps through another generations veins.
Speaking of veins, Matt has a very pathetic fear of needles and, although administering hundreds upon hundreds of IMs (amongst other routes) in his time, he is a big sook when it comes to having someone insert a whopping great needle into him. [-o< Matt also likes emoticons with a passion. :lol:
