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Monday Night Raw 26/06/2011
The Main Event Tables Match between R-Truth and John Cena is nearing it conclusion. Cena has set up a table in the ring, and is awaiting R-Truth to get up, so he can provide an Attitude Adjustment through the table. As Truth gets up, and Cena gets him in the position he wants, CM Punk runs from the back, and pushes the table to the ground. Cena delivers the AA to the canvas. With a dry smile of Punks face, and clearly proud of what he just did, Cena slides out of the ring, and a tiny brawl starts at ringside. After getting thrown into the ring, Cena has Punk in the AA position, before Truth is able to spear Cena into the table, position in the corner. Again very proud of what he has just done, Punk rolls out of the ring, gets a microphone, and walks up to the top of the ramp. He sits down and says:
The microphone is cut off. Punk hits the mic a few times, says something inaudible, yells "I've been silenced", and we fade to black.
CM Punk said:John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this, because before I leave in three weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I wanna get off my chest.
I don't hate you, John. I don't even dislike you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate... this idea... that you're the best... because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world.
There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good at kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.
I don't know if you're as good as Dwayne... he's a pretty good ass-kisser... always was and still is.
Oops... I'm breaking the fourth wall. [Punk waves to the camera.]
I am the best... wrestler... in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit.
That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar... and he split, just like I'm splittin', but the biggest difference between me and Brock is that I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship.
I've grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon's imaginary brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that. They're completely imaginary.
The only thing that's real is me, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I've proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, and even on commentary. Nobody can touch me.
And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little collectors' cups, I'm not on the cover of the program, I'm barely promoted, I don't get to be in movies, I'm not on any crappy show on the USA Network, I'm not on the poster of WrestleMania, I'm not on the signature that's produced at the start of the show.
I'm not on Conan O'Brian, I'm not on Jimmy Fallon, but the fact of the matter is I should be, and trust me, this isn't sour grapes, but the fact that "Dwayne" is in the main event of WrestleMania next year and I'm not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight, those of you who are cheering me right now... you are just as big a part of me leaving as anyone else, because you're the ones sipping out of those collector cups right now, you're the ones that buy those programs that my face isn't on the cover of, and then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face thinking you can get an autograph and sell it on eBay because you're too lazy to get a real job.
I'm leaving with the WWE championship on July 17 and hell, who knows, maybe I'll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling... maybe I'll go back to Ring of Honor...
[Punk waves to the camera again] Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?
The reason I'm leaving is you people because after I'm gone you're still going to pour money into this company -- I'm just a spoke on the wheel -- the wheel's gonna keep turning.
And I understand that... that Vince McMahon's gonna make money despite himself... he's a millionaire who should be a billionaire... you know why he's not a billionaire? It's because he surrounds himself with glad-handing nonsensical douchebag yes-men like John Lauranitis, who's gonna tell him everything he wants to hear... and I'd like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon is dead, but the fact is it's gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon. You know we do this whole bully campaign...
The microphone is cut off. Punk hits the mic a few times, says something inaudible, yells "I've been silenced", and we fade to black.