Public Transport Etiquette

[Bulldog Force]

It was brought to my attention this morning by a user on our forums that people hate public transport. Regardless of whether or not the transport is reliable (I'll admit that it's improving in Sydney), there are always colorful... or stupid characters on our PT system. Let's have some of your experiences.

I'll start.

Sometime last week I was on a train for the first time in a long time (I usually drive to work, but catch the bus if I know I'm going to be drinking that night). Some chick sitting next to me had a huge sports bag, like one of those country road shoulder bags, and she opened it... bang! Makeup everywhere. She had so many smaller bags within it contain everything... mascara lipsticks, eye shadow... stuff I've never even seen before. There was even was appeared to be clothing that needed to be washed! Fast-forward 20 mins, we both are set to leave at the same destination. I didn't recognise the girl who I sat next to on the train when I first got on. She had that much makeup... I don't know how this woman holding a mirror and applying makeup got it so wrong, yet was happy with the end result.

*shudders*

 

[Eelementary]

The f**k just happened????

I'm in the weird part of LU again...

 

[Drew-Sta]

I'm surprised anyone was sitting next to you TBQH.

 

[Frederick]

The laws of proper public transport etiquette.

Law 1.

If you happen to see Bulldog Force on any form of public transport, you must go up to him, drop your trousers, and plant a great, big steaming shit on his face. You must then turn around and piss on his face. You must then kick him in the balls.

There are no other laws.

 

[thorson1987]

I don't think BF knows what etiquette means

 

[dogslife]

Just be thankful a girl sat that close to you.

 

[Bulldog Force]

Just be thankful a girl sat that close to you.

I wish she didn't... I didn't recognise her after all the stuff she put on her face lol.

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

Meanwhile this poor girl is probably on some other forum whinging about the freak who was staring at her for an hour just doing her make up on the train

 

[Bulldog Force]

Meanwhile this poor girl is probably on some other forum whinging about the freak who was staring at her for an hour just doing her make up on the train

Wasn't an hour dude, and I wasn't staring. Saw it from the side of my eye. I bet all the people who were sitting on the opposite side facing her were thinking how much of a fool she looks like doing that.

 

[Drew-Sta]

So basically the correct etiquette for public transport use is to judge others based solely on their physical appearance?

Well done, BF, you've uncovered a new layer of superficiality.

 

[Apey]

So basically the correct etiquette for public transport use is to judge others based solely on their physical appearance?

it's always worked for me

 

[dogslife]

I can't believe Bulldogs Force is allowed to drive

 

[MKEB...]

The laws of proper public transport etiquette.

Law 1.

If you happen to see Bulldog Force on any form of public transport, you must go up to him, drop your trousers, and plant a great, big steaming shit on his face. You must then turn around and piss on his face. You must then kick him in the balls.

There are no other laws.

Aah, the old one-two

 

[shaggs]

Aah, the old one-two

Wouldn't it be the old "two-one"

 

[Rhino_NQ]

apparently you need to wear clothes on trains I hear

 

[Bulldog Force]

I can't believe Bulldogs Force is allowed to drive

I don't need to drive into the city... only the outskirts. I miss all the traffic chaos

 

[adamkungl]

You're old enough to catch public transport on your own? Did you escape from somewhere?

 

[butchmcdick]

So basically the correct etiquette for public transport use is to judge others based solely on their physical appearance?

Well done, BF, you've uncovered a new layer of superficiality.

To be honest that's what I do on public transport

That and try to catch the odd upskirt

 

[adamkungl]

Public transport is like 95% perving 5% sleep tbh

 

[Zoidberg]

Working at the airport (Bris) I have to catch a staff bus from the staff car park to the terminal. Always a bonus when it's full as there's a chance of a hostie sitting next to me. And when we go around corners I might bump her leg with mine heeheehee