Create your ultimate plodder

[Dave_]

Just watching the Broncos backline plod the joint up tonight and it got me thinking. What if we took the worst parts of the worst players and put them together to create the ultimate plodder? This is your chance to play Plod God.

Attributes including but not limited to:

Hands
Feet
Brain
Heart
Durability
Vision
Mental strength......and so on

Create your streaming pile of plod now!!!

 

[Paullyboy]

I'm not sure whose hands are worse - Bill Tupou and vidot.

 

[beave]

So you basically want us to create our own 'Frankenplod'??

 

[JW]

Herschelle Vidot for hands.

 

[Dave_]

So you basically want us to create our own 'Frankenplod'??

Hahahaha f**ken love it!

 

[Nice Beaver]

Well there can be NO doubt at all on the heart front - the one and only Tony Williams.

In fact, give the dopey prick the brain as well!!

What a true waste of space.

 

[MrAnonymous]

Tony Williams would fit well in the Broncos team.

 

[typicalfan]

Maranta already exists.

 

[cleary89]

Derp Vidot

 

[maple_69]

Hodges knees
Boyds independant thought
Crokers clutch
Pritchards consistency
J. Reynolds kicking game
Nightingales running
Rabs understanding of the rules
Slaters sportsmanship
Gallens ball playing
Pearces big game ability
Kites line bending hit ups

 

[soc123_au]

Hands Bill Toupo
Feet Adrian Purtell
Brain Chris Sandow
Heart Dave Taylor
Durability Lachlan Coote
Vision Ben Roberts
Mental strength She-Rex

 

[Dave_]

Well there can be NO doubt at all on the heart front - the one and only Tony Williams.

In fact, give the dopey prick the brain as well!!

What a true waste of space.

Dave "Gobbledok" Taylor doesn't rate a mention for the heart?

 

[MrAnonymous]

Hands Bill Toupo
Feet Adrian Purtell
Brain Chris Sandow
Heart Dave Taylor
Durability Lachlan Coote
Vision Ben Roberts
Mental strength She-Rex

Cameron Ciraldo ?

 

[Tommy Smith]

Hands - Ben Pomeroy
Strength - Tim Moltzen
Vision - Josh McCrone
Kicking game - Mitchell Pearce
Heart - Brenko Lee
Brain - Dave Taylor
Footwork - Lachlan Maranta
Durabilty - Kyle Stanley
Speed - Jamal Idris
Passing - Travis Waddell
Fend - Todd Byrne

I present to you, Frankenplod!

 

[Desert Qlder]

Michael Bani for all categories.

 

[soc123_au]

Cameron Ciraldo ?

He is a bit too starchy for this thread. Wrong type of plod.

 

[hineyrulz]

Hands - Ben Pomeroy
Strength - Tim Moltzen
Vision - Josh McCrone
Kicking game - Mitchell Pearce
Heart - Brenko Lee
Brain - Dave Taylor
Footwork - Lachlan Maranta
Durabilty - Kyle Stanley
Speed - Jamal Idris
Passing - Travis Waddell
Fend - Todd Byrne

I present to you, Frankenplod!

:lol: Ricky is just about to sign him to a 3 year deal.

 

[Apey]

Speed - Jack Reed
Decision making - Kurt Gidley

 

[DeeJ]

Yup Brisbane got dis:

The speed of Reed.
The passing/selflessness of Hoffman.
The hands of Vidot.
The bravery of Barba.
The gracefulness of Maranta.
The clutch of Thaiday.
The durability of Hodges.
The tactics of Griffin.

 

[Nice Beaver]

Dave "Gobbledok" Taylor doesn't rate a mention for the heart?

Honourable mention no doubt but holy shit Williams just lacks any heart or brain at all.

He is like a slab of shit in shorts out there.