FIVE things we learnt from the 1st Half of CS

[Vasilevsky]

...the irony...:lol:

Yes, I have "coast_dragons" and "JubileeBoy" (FFS, is it just me who finds that a terrible username?) calling me nasty things....... Very ironic indeed. All we need now is Country_Dragons and Bottle to chime in and call it a superfecta:crazy:.

 

[duck]

I absolutely do not and will not. I don't care about the story behind the name and wouldn't bother reading anything more than a sentence from that ********* (fill in the blank however you like). The fact is, it sounds like his nickname at his favorite gay bar.

Lenin would have apologised.

 

[hardbaby]

Another thread hijacked by Trotsky, axolotyls, vaginas and gay porn. Sigh...

 

[coast_dragons]

Lenin was a merkin.

 

[Saints Forever]

1. Cohesion of spine was ordinary/mediocre
2. Too many pony tails with ego and not enough skill drills
3. Flo has still got it
4. We need another specialist finisher on the other wing
5. Attitude is everything when it comes to winning

 

[SBD82]

Yes, I have "coast_dragons" and "JubileeBoy" (FFS, is it just me who finds that a terrible username?) calling me nasty things....... Very ironic indeed. All we need now is Country_Dragons and Bottle to chime in and call it a superfecta:crazy:.

Can I still play? Just box me in the quaddy.

 

[Old Timer]

1. Cohesion of spine was ordinary/mediocre
2. Too many pony tails with ego and not enough skill drills
3. Flo has still got it
4. We need another specialist finisher on the other wing
5. Attitude is everything when it comes to winning

Excellent analysis.

Rein and De Belin would be no match for Shintaro and Tombei.

 

[Miller was a legend]

I absolutely do not and will not. I don't care about the story behind the name and wouldn't bother reading anything more than a sentence from that ********* (fill in the blank however you like). The fact is, it sounds like his nickname at his favorite gay bar.

Hang on a minute tarne You were the Whingy little sook that took offence to me suggesting anything about homosexuality when we were communicating about our love for each other. Now you throw insults using homosexuality at another poster??

F*ck you, I am back in love.

Xx to you my little mister squelchy bum

 

[Miller was a legend]

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[Old Timer]

Hang on a minute tarne You were the Whingy little sook that took offence to me suggesting anything about homosexuality when we were communicating about our love for each other. Now you throw insults using homosexuality at another poster??

F*ck you, I am back in love.

Xx to you my little mister squelchy bum

Mills great to see you back.

Big bad Vas is beating up on me everywhere I post PLEASE come and save me.

By the way he has a threesome going now with Benji and de Belin whilst making lurid comments about others hardly fair would you say?

 

[Vasilevsky]

Can I still play? Just box me in the quaddy.

You really want to push it again?

You know I never used to follow tennis, and I still don't unless Djokovic or Sharapova are playing, but I'm very happy to see Djokovic dominating. The bourgeois of the old imperialist powers are having fits over it. You really don't think they spelled him name wrongly by mistake, do you?

It must have been tough for you watching the final. I mean, being who you are you were surely hoping for a Murray win. If of course politics mean anything. It was after all Churchill who furiously lobbied USA not to hand your forebears back to the Serbs. Of course he didn't want your forebears anywhere near the UK and USA wouldn't accept them so they sent them to Canada and Australia.

Is that not correct?

 

[Vasilevsky]

Mills great to see you back.

Big bad Vas is beating up on me everywhere I post PLEASE come and save me.

By the way he has a threesome going now with Benji and de Belin whilst making lurid comments about others hardly fair would you say?

I'm so glad your excellent little homie is here to support you. God knows you need it! Unfortunately it won't be enough.

Why is that every time I defend Benji or JDB from your desperate, idiotic (but original) slander, it has something to do with homosexuality? Are you a self-loathing homosexual? If not, what exactly is the problem? Why keep going there?

 

[Old Timer]

I'm so glad your excellent little homie is here to support you. God knows you need it! Unfortunately it won't be enough.

Why is that every time I defend Benji or JDB from your desperate, idiotic (but original) slander, it has something to do with homosexuality? Are you a self-loathing homosexual? If not, what exactly is the problem? Why keep going there?

Your statistical ability is also very poor so maths is probably not your best subject best you stick to history and politics at least there you can cut and paste from text books.

 

[Saints Forever]

Can anyone think of another 5 things we learnt from the CS?

 

[SBD82]

You really want to push it again?

You know I never used to follow tennis, and I still don't unless Djokovic or Sharapova are playing, but I'm very happy to see Djokovic dominating. The bourgeois of the old imperialist powers are having fits over it. You really don't think they spelled him name wrongly by mistake, do you?

It must have been tough for you watching the final. I mean, being who you are you were surely hoping for a Murray win. If of course politics mean anything. It was after all Churchill who furiously lobbied USA not to hand your forebears back to the Serbs. Of course he didn't want your forebears anywhere near the UK and USA wouldn't accept them so they sent them to Canada and Australia.

Is that not correct?

I just had the most amazing image of you in my head: sitting in a darkened room, your leninesque facial hair so close to the computer screen you can feel the static. Your head blocking out the glow of the screen so that the picture of miller on the wall is only vaguely discernible.

The smile on your face increases as you type your diatribe. 'This will show SBD82 that I am not to be trifled with' you think excitedly as you hammer away one handed at the keyboard. Just remember to listen out for your mother, she does have a habit of entering without knocking.

 

[Vasilevsky]

I just had the most amazing image of you in my head: sitting in a darkened room, your leninesque facial hair so close to the computer screen you can feel the static. Your head blocking out the glow of the screen so that the picture of miller on the wall is only vaguely discernible.

The smile on your face increases as you type your diatribe. 'This will show SBD82 that I am not to be trifled with' you think excitedly as you hammer away one handed at the keyboard. Just remember to listen out for your mother, she does have a habit of entering without knocking.

But is it correct?

How disappointed were you for the guy from the UK? The country that lobbied USA so hard not to hand your forebears back to their mortal enemies, the Serbian people.

 

[The Rosco]

I just had the most amazing image of you in my head: sitting in a darkened room, your leninesque facial hair so close to the computer screen you can feel the static. Your head blocking out the glow of the screen so that the picture of miller on the wall is only vaguely discernible.

The smile on your face increases as you type your diatribe. 'This will show SBD82 that I am not to be trifled with' you think excitedly as you hammer away one handed at the keyboard. Just remember to listen out for your mother, she does have a habit of entering without knocking.

Listen fugn. Government bastards not like Serbian people. Ve are peace ful people, not like those Crovations. All time make noise fugn, but never is serb.
My beard not like lemons, you stupid. Yebenti lemons.
I don't even drive a diatribe. Have 4wd fugn. Drive to my cousin Mirko has farm and shoot pigs fugn.
Dont say nothing for against my mother. I kill you fugn.
You stupid white Aussie not vin tennis anymore. Is all Russians and serbs that vin in all world. Fugn.
PS: Please not take offence for the rosco. He is funny man, not meaning to offend anybody. Poor bastard is tigers supporter.

 

[SBD82]

But is it correct?

How disappointed were you for the guy from the UK? The country that lobbied USA so hard not to hand your forebears back to their mortal enemies, the Serbian people.

Do you ever feel as though, having created vasilevsky, he is a monster that has grown beyond your control?

You are surely getting tired of this schtick.

 

[goggles]

Do you ever feel as though, having created vasilevsky, he is a monster that has grown beyond your control?

You are surely getting tired of this schtick.

I know I am! He is obviously friend poor and time rich, and as long as you keep feeding him, he will persist. Whatever the joke was, it wore thin a bloody long time ago...

Back on topic: Mary did a great job with the 'd' last year and rightly so, but our attack is still seemingly woeful and unfortunately we're not willing to make the necessary changes to try and rectify it...I have a nasty feeling we could be in for a long season...

 

[Old Timer]

Can anyone think of another 5 things we learnt from the CS?

1. We should only have pre season games not trials as apparently trials count for very little.
2. Benji can win the man of the match without even playing according to Vas.
3. No matter how bad we go as a team we can blame Rein for more than his fair share.
4. We can a make silk purse out of a sows ear by talking second raters up.
5. No matter what happens in the trials it is more than likely it will count for nothing re selection for game 1.