Round 1 - Eels v Manly

[I bleed blue & gold]

Prob watch round one down the Leagues Club and get on the schooies with Bernie.

 

[Eelogical]

I just want to say, if we play to our potential we are on top of the ladder after 2 rounds..

What if both teams play to their potential? Who ya gonna pick in both games?

 

[phantom eel]

I paid $170 (including the bs admin fee) for 3 tickets v the dragqueens at WIN stadium - rd2

Cant wait to give it to them, the region is full of fairly flosses including their NRL side

Is that what it costs everywhere now? Geez...

 

[TheParraboy]

What if both teams play to their potential? Who ya gonna pick in both games?

Eels in the first game and eels in the 2nd game :

Not much has changed in the last couple of years, we have their measure. The following 4 weeks will be real tough though (not that there is any easy NRL games)

 

[TheParraboy]

Is that what it costs everywhere now? Geez...

I got undercover grandstand tickets

The hill general admission was $17, and behind the posts seating either end was around $33 from memory

 

[lingard]

I reckon we win 13+ here..

I reckon Manly will be a surprise packet this year. It'll be a real tough game.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Prob watch round one down the Leagues Club and get on the schooies with Bernie.

That's a slippery slope mate.

 

[Twizzle]

I reckon we win 13+ here..

we f**ked, well and truly now

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

That's a slippery slope mate.

Someones gotta do it.

But seriously, i'll be down the Leagues club on the Schooies.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Prob watch round one down the Leagues Club and get on the schooies with Bernie.

Will miss ya, mate. Hope you've ticked everything off your bucket list.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Will miss ya, mate. Hope you've ticked everything off your bucket list.

I've had a good life...

 

[strider]

Surely Bernie will be in the back of the team bus with a case or two

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Surely Bernie will be in the back of the team bus with a case or two

That'll be the starters.

 

[strider]

That'll be the starters.

Yeah, thats just on the way out the leagues club carpark ... they'll stop at the bottle-o on the way

 

[T.S Quint]

I reckon we win 13+ here..

f**k.

 

[T.S Quint]

Surely Bernie will be in the back of the team bus with a case or two

Bernie will think he's on the team bus.
In reality he will have boarded one of those party buses by 'mistake'.

 

[Basil Brush]

Ive always kinda liked their cheerleaders tho

Yeah they get a pass mark

Out of your depth lads.

They only have eyes for Gary.

No word of a lie. I used to work with a Manly Cheerleader.

Blonde with decent lungs (I didnt want to offend any females with my summation).

However she wasnt terribly bright. Surprise, surprise.

Her first name was Elissa. I dont want to mention her surname in case she is stalking me

 

[Poupou Escobar]

When I was about 20 I knew a Bulldogs cheerleader. She was actually a Shire girl. Surprisingly VERY average looking (but she could dance) and turned into a psycho real quick. I'd been seeing her for about two weeks and was supposed to go visit her one night when I had to work late on the Saturday. It was a very long drive to her place, and I couldn't just rock up, root her and go to sleep. No, we had to go to Northies and shitty places like that with her idiot friends until 4 in the morning before she wanted to go home. So I called and told her I was tired and I'd give it a miss and she f**king lost it. I copped an earful of abuse and never spoke to her again.

Must've been pissed she missed out on a spot in the Sharks cheer squad, but IIRC at the time their squad didn't seem to require dancing ability. They were just pom-pom shaking stunners.

 

[Malabar Eel]

Team list for Rnd 1

Jarryd Hayne
Luke Burt
Chris Walker
Ryan Morgan
Etu Uaisele
Daniel Mortimer
Jeff Robson
Tim Mannah
Casey McGuire
Mitchell Allgood
Nathan Hindmarsh (C)
Taniela Lasalo
Justin Horo

sauced from the internetz

 

[Gronk]

In terms of the Eels, look for Kaysa Pritchard to be named at hooker for the club’s round one clash with Manly at Lottoland (that still feels weird), otherwise known as Brookvale Oval.

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