Wrestling thread

[Poupou Escobar]

If there was only two players they would probably still split left and right. But it would be great to see them attacking the same side of the field.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

If there was only two players they would probably still split left and right. But it would be great to see them attacking the same side of the field.

I was thinking a regular-size person vs a midget. But I've since had a brainwave and come up with a midget vs a toddler. Imagine how small you could make the field.

 

[Bazal]

I was thinking a regular-size person vs a midget. But I've since had a brainwave and come up with a midget vs a toddler. Imagine how small you could make the field.

I once toyed with something similar...but then my daycare got closed down.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I once toyed with something similar...but then my daycare got closed down.

Yeah, I suppose sometimes you're better off when things get nipped in the bud. But I wouldn't hesitate to choose you if my midget needed minding.

 

[hindy111]

I was thinking a regular-size person vs a midget. But I've since had a brainwave and come up with a midget vs a toddler. Imagine how small you could make the field.

Saw a porn video once of a full figured women having a dwarf give it to her doggie style. Then another Dwarf would crash tackle the dwarf and jump on for a quick poke. The dwarf that was kncoked off would then charge and tackle the dwarf and he would jump on and the cycle would continue.
Maybe gamblers could bet on which dwark would finish first ? There is one for your all ups bazal.

 

[Bazal]

Saw a porn video once of a full figured women having a dwarf give it to her doggie style. Then another Dwarf would crash tackle the dwarf and jump on for a quick poke. The dwarf that was kncoked off would then charge and tackle the dwarf and he would jump on and the cycle would continue.
Maybe gamblers could bet on which dwark would finish first ? There is one for your all ups bazal.

If I'm perfectly honest that just sounds like betting on an Eels game.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I'm thinking I've been looking at the wrong porn sites.

 

[bartman]

How would that work? The bloke on the right clearly has a much bigger penis.

And now that you mention it... they're even wearing their sweat bands on different wrists!

Don't tell me it was all fake...

 

[Parra Pride]

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

I miss when wresting was a lot more manly and macho, its gone soft as fek these days

 

[Gary Gutful]

Witch = Green River

 

[Happy MEel]

If there was only two players they would probably still split left and right. But it would be great to see them attacking the same side of the field.

Although it would put your #middlehalf theory to bed.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

That's why there needs to be an odd number of merkins on each team.

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

Took me a lot of blood sweat and tears getting that day up and running, also a lot of splinters.

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

G.O.A.T




RIP The Junkyard Dog

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

Has anybody here ever masturbated while watching WWE?

Be honest.

 

[Malabar Eel]

absolutely

 

[T-Boon]

I think we should have teams consisting of only 2 players. When you have the ball you have 2 players on the team and when defending only 1. Play inside a 5m by 5m square. 20 minute games. That way you can see heaps of tries and if someone makes a tackle it'll look spectacular.

I don't think Rugby League would ever go to 2 aside. If you think back you couldn't even get good backyard games going.

4 aside would be awesome on a basketball court. Call it Bored League.

Instead of the charity shield I would not mind seeing an annual 1908 game where they play under the original rules with the same outfits and whatever kind of ball they used back then.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

I knew there was more to it. Is Baz right @ Hollywood Beardo?

I haven't seen any mention of Reptilian Overlords, so we're not quite there, yet.