Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

They should have one about a Marine Biologist that swans around delivering nothing. Call it Baz's World.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Right up there with Living off The Grid, Doomsday Preppers, Alaskan Gold Miners and BBQ Grillmasters.

I haven't seen the first two. Will have to check them out.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

They should have one about a Marine Biologist that swans around delivering nothing. Call it Baz's World.

Would there be lots of snorkeling with topless stunners?

 

[Gronk]

I haven't seen the first two. Will have to check them out.

Don't forget Outback Truckers on 7maaate.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Would there be lots of snorkeling with topless stunners?

At least 95% of the show would be close up shots of Baz's large mammary glands.

 

[Gary Gutful]

When buildings collapse is one of my favourites.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

At least 95% of the show would be close up shots of Baz's large mammary glands.

I'm not as convinced as you are that that should be a show.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm not as convinced as you are that that should be a show.

Who are you, Kerry Packer?

No you aren't, so shut your pie hole!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Who are you, Kerry Packer?

No you aren't, so shut your pie hole!

I can't argue with that.

 

[Bazal]

They should have one about a Marine Biologist that swans around delivering nothing. Call it Baz's World.

We actually filmed a pilot of something exactly like this. But the studio pulled out when I got one of the producers eaten by Humboldt squid on camera. Apparently my idea of what makes great TV differs from theirs....

 

[Incorrect]

So I've started waking up during the night with ear pain, as in the outside of the ears.... I've consulted Dr Google and apparently it's pretty common among heavy sleepers (which I am) and you sleep on your side. Something about the ear cartilege bearing too much pressure for a sustained period... Anyone else experience this? Hurts like f**k for a minute or so and then I'm back off to sleep again....

 

[Gronk]

So I've started waking up during the night with ear pain, as in the outside of the ears.... I've consulted Dr Google and apparently it's pretty common among heavy sleepers (which I am) and you sleep on your side. Something about the ear cartilege bearing too much pressure for a sustained period... Anyone else experience this? Hurts like f**k for a minute or so and then I'm back off to sleep again....

Going to bed pissed doesn't help.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

So I've started waking up during the night with ear pain, as in the outside of the ears.... I've consulted Dr Google and apparently it's pretty common among heavy sleepers (which I am) and you sleep on your side. Something about the ear cartilege bearing too much pressure for a sustained period... Anyone else experience this? Hurts like f**k for a minute or so and then I'm back off to sleep again....

Cut an ear-shaped hole in your pillow and Bob's your uncle.

 

[ash411]

So I've started waking up during the night with ear pain, as in the outside of the ears.... I've consulted Dr Google and apparently it's pretty common among heavy sleepers (which I am) and you sleep on your side. Something about the ear cartilege bearing too much pressure for a sustained period... Anyone else experience this? Hurts like f**k for a minute or so and then I'm back off to sleep again....

Every time I check Google about an ache or pain it tells me I have cancer...

 

[Gronk]

Cut an ear-shaped hole in your pillow and Bob's your uncle.

You mean a haemorrhoid pillow ? Good idea.

 

[Incorrect]

Cut an ear-shaped hole in your pillow and Bob's your uncle.

There are actually pillows available with a hollowed out middle that they say can relieve the condition....

 

[Incorrect]

Going to bed pissed doesn't help.

Actually, it does.... when I'm pissed I don't wake up at all no matter how much pressure is applied to my ear.... or anywhere else for that matter!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

There are actually pillows available with a hollowed out middle that they say can relieve the condition....

Wonders will never cease.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Just don't cut a pillow shaped hole in your ear.

 

[Bazal]

Just don't cut a pillow shaped hole in your ear.

Well, I mean, I'm sure Van Gogh didn't have the same problem when he slept...