Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

Smashin' Krakens like a mad merkin.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Edit: not funny

Don't let that stop you. I know I don't!

 

[Kornstar]

How did you know he was a f**kwit before seeing that? Because he's a Mediterranean Descendant?

Because he’s a priest......

 

[Bazal]

So I've just given myself second degree burns on about 30% of my left hand....

This leads me to ask, what is the dumbest injury you've ever given yourself?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I decided to step off a skateboard once.

 

[Bandwagon]

So I've just given myself second degree burns on about 30% of my left hand....

This leads me to ask, what is the dumbest injury you've ever given yourself?

Yeah burns, now you'd think you;d twig that the handle on the cast iron pan you're about to pull outta the oven is gonna be around about as hot as the oven, but apparently not.

 

[Bazal]

I decided to step off a skateboard once.

Oh! Not me, but our school captain...was skitching out the front of the school during Maths, smashed his collarbone and scapula so badly he was in a sling at best for the rest of the year. This was in March.

A true leader of men.

 

[Bazal]

Yeah burns, now you'd think you;d twig that the handle on the cast iron pan you're about to pull outta the oven is gonna be around about as hot as the oven, but apparently not.

Almost literally what I did. Except I had the pan out already, resting on the stove top. I then decided that I wanted the hotplate it was on while chopping some veg....

 

[Bandwagon]

Almost literally what I did. Except I had the pan out already, resting on the stove top. I then decided that I wanted the hotplate it was on while chopping some veg....

It's awesome how when you grab it , it doesn't actually hurt until your fingers are stuck to the handle.

 

[Bazal]

It's awesome how when you grab it , it doesn't actually hurt until your fingers are stuck to the handle.

The best bit is how it takes your brain a split second to realise what's sizzling I reckon...

 

[T.S Quint]

You probably should have used an oven mitt.

 

[Gary Gutful]

This is why I don't cook. Too risky.

 

[T.S Quint]

This is why I don't cook. Too risky.

That’s true. No one ever burned their hand ordering Uber Eats.

 

[strider]

I once cut 3/4 of the way through the top of my index finger cutting a tomato while talking on the phone

That was about 2 years ago ... still no feeling in that finger

I also then proceeded to pass out and smashed my head on the coffee table and split my chin .... chin recovered - coffee table is shit though

 

[hindy111]

I once cut 3/4 of the way through the top of my index finger cutting a tomato while talking on the phone

That was about 2 years ago ... still no feeling in that finger

I also then proceeded to pass out and smashed my head on the coffee table and split my chin .... chin recovered - coffee table is shit though

Was the tomato going on your frozen pizza?

 

[Happy MEel]

That’s true. No one ever burned their hand ordering Uber Eats.

Unless they did it on a Samsung Galaxy Note 7

 

[Gronk]

I once cut 3/4 of the way through the top of my index finger cutting a tomato while talking on the phone

That was about 2 years ago ... still no feeling in that finger

I also then proceeded to pass out and smashed my head on the coffee table and split my chin .... chin recovered - coffee table is shit though

Once upon a time my wife was tying a kitchen garbage bag and a protruding tin can cut the inside of her wrist. Blood everywhere after cutting a major artery, I had to torniquet her arm and get her to Prince of Wales. Then in emergency had to fend off well meaning social workers and psychologists who suspected an act of self harm.

 

[hindy111]

Once upon a time my wife was tying a kitchen garbage bag and a protruding tin can cut the inside of her wrist. Blood everywhere after cutting a major artery, I had to torniquet her arm and get her to Prince of Wales. Then in emergency had to fend off well meaning social workers and physiologists who suspected an act of self harm.

Was it a tin of spam?

 

[Gronk]

Was it a tin of spam?

A fat hawaiian would thump you for disrespecting their national dish.

 

[hindy111]

Ok on a serious note.
The westconnex opened.
Speed limit is 80kms.
Its a freeway and well my solar powered van has been hitting speed of up too 100kms an hour. 5 or 6 times this week untill last night I realised there is speed cameras.
So my question is. Am I f**ked ? What will fines be and will I lose my licence and for how long.