Gary Gutful
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Smashin' Krakens like a mad merkin.
Don't let that stop you. I know I don't!Edit: not funny
How did you know he was a f**kwit before seeing that? Because he's a Mediterranean Descendant?
So I've just given myself second degree burns on about 30% of my left hand....
This leads me to ask, what is the dumbest injury you've ever given yourself?
I decided to step off a skateboard once.
Yeah burns, now you'd think you;d twig that the handle on the cast iron pan you're about to pull outta the oven is gonna be around about as hot as the oven, but apparently not.
Almost literally what I did. Except I had the pan out already, resting on the stove top. I then decided that I wanted the hotplate it was on while chopping some veg....
It's awesome how when you grab it , it doesn't actually hurt until your fingers are stuck to the handle.
This is why I don't cook. Too risky.
I once cut 3/4 of the way through the top of my index finger cutting a tomato while talking on the phone
That was about 2 years ago ... still no feeling in that finger
I also then proceeded to pass out and smashed my head on the coffee table and split my chin .... chin recovered - coffee table is shit though
Unless they did it on a Samsung Galaxy Note 7That’s true. No one ever burned their hand ordering Uber Eats.
Once upon a time my wife was tying a kitchen garbage bag and a protruding tin can cut the inside of her wrist. Blood everywhere after cutting a major artery, I had to torniquet her arm and get her to Prince of Wales. Then in emergency had to fend off well meaning social workers and psychologists who suspected an act of self harm.I once cut 3/4 of the way through the top of my index finger cutting a tomato while talking on the phone
That was about 2 years ago ... still no feeling in that finger
I also then proceeded to pass out and smashed my head on the coffee table and split my chin .... chin recovered - coffee table is shit though
Once upon a time my wife was tying a kitchen garbage bag and a protruding tin can cut the inside of her wrist. Blood everywhere after cutting a major artery, I had to torniquet her arm and get her to Prince of Wales. Then in emergency had to fend off well meaning social workers and physiologists who suspected an act of self harm.