Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Happy MEel]

I ate whale in Iceland. I figured when in Rome, f**k Italians. It wasn't particularly nice.

You didn’t enjoy f**king Italians?

 

[Happy MEel]

Wrong thread

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I had turtle in Mexico. Wasn't great.

Charcoal chicken in Granville is pretty good.

 

[Gronk]

Charcoal chicken in Granville is pretty good.

We need to talk.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I went to a Japanese Buffet at KL inside the Shangri-la or some other fancy hotel once upon a time. In the sashimi section they had minki whale sashimi. A scientist must have dropped it accidentally.

Sorry.

 

[Incorrect]

I had turtle in Mexico. Wasn't great.

Does that need to be slow cooked??

 

[Noise]

Does that need to be slow cooked??

Not sure, I shell find out.

 

[Gary Gutful]

This thread could turn into turtle disaster.

 

[strider]

I think other threads have tortoise not to go down this path

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

I don't think we shell listen to the warnings given to us in other threads.

 

[Bazal]

You lot are being far too flippernt about eating endangered species

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Peni Terrapin would be disappointed in you people.

 

[parra pete]

Vera Lynn caught a whale when living in Alaska. She ate it over a period of about 3 months,,When her husband asked her "What's for Tea" she sang "Whale Meat again"..

 

[parra pete]

Not sure, I shell find out.

Don;t stick your neck out....

 

[Gary Gutful]

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a turtle walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the turtle's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the turtle. "Your name is written inside the cover."

 

[Bazal]

Peni Terrapin would be disappointed in you people.

I reckon he'd give us all a good shellacking

 

[strider]

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a turtle walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the turtle's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the turtle. "Your name is written inside the cover."

good one pete

 

[parra pete]

A young veterinarian trying to give an injection to a turtle which had drawn all its limbs
into its shell. A guy in the waiting room offered to help and came round the counter and immediately
inserted a digit into the turtle's bum. The turtle stuck his head right out in total surprise and the
young vet gave the injection. "Gee you must have worked with animals before" she said to the
man. "No" he replied, "I was once Clive Palmer's valet and it was the only way to get his bow tie on"

 

[Eelogical]

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a turtle walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the turtle's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the turtle. "Your name is written inside the cover."

What sort of goose talks to a turtle? And what sort of turtle talks to humans, some sort of mutant ninja type?

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Can any of you merkins speak or translate Japanese? An old mate of mine who served has an old piece of trench art with what he believes is Japanese symbols/writing on it and he has never been able to figure out what they are. So i thought i would have a crack for him.