Non Footy Chat Thread II

[I'm a loser baby...]

Whats the opposite of a receding hairline?

#jealous

 

[Gary Gutful]

An approaching headline?

 

[Gronk]

Shit seats Mik.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Anyone else go to the darts in wollongong on Sat? My first time. What a party. Highly recommended.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Anyone else go to the darts in wollongong on Sat? My first time. What a party. Highly recommended.

I see Coldplay performed at halftime! Did you bump into Mik Jagger?

 

[strider]

Anyone else go to the darts in wollongong on Sat? My first time. What a party. Highly recommended.

What did you wear?

 

[Soren Lorenson]

What did you wear?

Eels gear. I wasn't properly aware of the social conventions. I'm going all out next time.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Did you bump into Mik Jagger?

You dirty merkin

 

[Incorrect]

Anyone else go to the darts in wollongong on Sat? My first time. What a party. Highly recommended.

I wasn't there but I really enjoy watching the darts. The World Championship each Xmas/New Year is awesome...

 

[Gary Gutful]

Anyone else go to the darts in wollongong on Sat? My first time. What a party. Highly recommended.

I was going to go to the one in Townsville but couldn’t get my shit sorted. Watched both on TV and the atmosphere at Wollongong seemed better.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm ready to peel one but I'm worried I might shit myself. If only @hineyrulz exercised the same degree of caution before opening his gob.

 

[Gary Gutful]

One cheek sneak was dangerous but I think it worked...

 

[parra pete]

A weasel walks into a bar. The barman says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.

 

[hindy111]

Insomnia is back. I've been up since 3.30

 

[hineyrulz]

I'm ready to peel one but I'm worried I might shit myself. If only @hineyrulz exercised the same degree of caution before opening his gob.

f**k of merkin!!!

 

[hindy111]

China are suffering a heat wave. Worse since 1961.
Sweaty Chinese people everywhere

 

[Gronk]

Snow has closed roads in Blue Mountains.

<insert uninformed global warming joke here>

 

[Soren Lorenson]

China are suffering a heat wave. Worse since 1961.
Sweaty Chinese people everywhere

Didn't you survive a heatwave once?

 

[strider]

Insomnia is back. I've been up since 3.30

I was up at 2am for work. If we coordinate our insomnias we can organise a early morning chat

 

[Incorrect]

I was up at 2am for work. If we coordinate our insomnias we can organise a early morning chat

2am Server patching and reboot strides??!!