2023 Bandwagon - get on bald

[AlwaysGreen]

All you plebs who missed out on the finals - its time to choose a new master:

Penrith - must be humble.
Brisbane - must be a battler.
Melbourne - must be a prick.
Warriors - must have a passport.
Newcastle - must know who Allan O'Brien is.
Cronulla - must be willing to slum it.
Roosters - must have a good accountant.
Canberra - must be bald.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

I’m a bald man with a passport

 

[docbrown]

Penrith - must be addicted to either opioids, meth or both
Brisbane - must have had at least one fantasy about stabbing someone from NSW (and potentially have acted on it)
Melbourne - must think that they are superior than all other human beings in every single way even if they're not
Warriors - must have said some version of cuz, bro or cuzzy cuzzy bro bro at least once in the past month
Newcastle - must get pleasure (perhaps sexual...) from long intense periods of depravation and pain
Cronulla - must have gotten into some form of heated racial argument in the past week
Roosters - must have committed a white collar crime
Canberra - must have vomited lime cordial

 

[Pjf04b]

Libellous!

 

[soc123_au]

Libellous!

I dont think the internet is for you mate. Time for a bex and a lie down.

@docbrown opioids are a bit highbrow for us, that shit aint free.

 

[yobbo84]

Up the Wahs!

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

I'll give blowjobs to anyone that jumps on Brisbane

 

[The Man Shake]

I'll give blowjobs to anyone that jumps on Brisbane

I’ll throw in a man shake for good measure!

 

[Apey]

We will take people of all follicles.

Except This Year, BunniesMan and Rhyno/Someone2.

 

[Nuke]

2023 has provided some kind of joy. It's a rare year where I don't have to jump on another team's bandwagon as the first week of finals approaches.

Up the Knights!

Should, however, Newcastle falter, of all the remaining teams, I reckon I'll have to start calling people cuz or bro, because I'd be going for the Warriors. Chur.

 

[soc123_au]

There is no bandwagon, only a bus & Ivan is driving it. All aboard merkins..

 

[Captain Apollo]

There is no bandwagon, only a bus & Ivan is driving it. All aboard merkins..

Nah mate. He left that clapped out old bus at the Tigers when he got off it to catch the train out to Penrith

 

[beave]

I like lamb.

I like Dave Dobbyn.

Wahs it is.

 

[soc123_au]

Nah mate. He left that clapped out old bus at the Tigers when he got off it to catch the train out to Penrith

He has one of these now.

 

[mozza91]

There is no bandwagon, only a bus & Ivan is driving it. All aboard merkins..

A bus full of Westies? Don’t think I could handle the stench.

 

[nick87]

Do raiders fans HAVE to support them this week, or can they pick a new bandwagon?
Asking for a friend

 

[soc123_au]

A bus full of Westies? Don’t think I could handle the stench.

lol. Newcastle is just a shittier version of Penrith by the sea.

 

[Munky]

He has one of these now.

 

[mave]

I'm a big fan of Adrian O'Brien's.

So Knights it is for me.

 

[soc123_au]

I'm a big fan of Adrian O'Brien's.

So Knights it is for me.

Who dat?