Best Off-field incident of the NRL era

[YoungPanther]

Some geezer, high on Coke, unlicensed, smashes into an Uber driver and nearly kills a little girl.

Gets a slap on the knuckles.

True story.

 

[mave]

4 weeks
100k

 

[PANTHERMIKE]

Some geezer, high on Coke, unlicensed, smashes into an Uber driver and nearly kills a little girl.

Gets a slap on the knuckles.

True story.

Amateur hour stuff really. Only deserved a 1 game ban to be fair. Pretty sure the little girl was only in hospital for maybe a month ..

 

[Bobby DIGital]

Jamal Idris getting attacked by his cousin who's a qualified samurai was interesting.

 

[Brutus]

Joel Moon ing the crowd at the Big Day Out.

 

[Stagger eel]

Tim Smith and the ex Warriors fullback who's name escapes me crashing their coach's car in England and trying to escape whilst sirens are approaching and the fact that they were being filmed...

 

[Trifili13]

Some geezer, high on Coke, unlicensed, smashes into an Uber driver and nearly kills a little girl.

Gets a slap on the knuckles.

True story.

And the adversity the geezer has had to go through waiting for the swelling of his knuckles to subside so the GF ring can fit.

 

[Penrose Warrior]

Tim Smith and the ex Warriors fullback who's name escapes me crashing their coach's car in England and trying to escape whilst sirens are approaching and the fact that they were being filmed...

Kevin Locke, someone mentioned above. Locke could have his own thread of dramas, absolute loose cannon

 

[Rabbit toes]

A few others

Candice Warner with SBW in the dunnies
Joel Monaghan the dog
Adam Elliott vs Michael Lichaa
David Fa’alogo and Jason Taylor

And for the game’s administrators we have got
Tony Zappia vs female staffer in 2009 and the subsequent fallout

Big love for Fa’alogo, punches the heads of those the rest of us can’t!

 

[King-Gutho94]

Fittler fines himself $10,000

Roosters coach Brad Fittler has fined himself $10,000 after an embarrassing drunken incident in Townsville on Friday night.

www.abc.net.au

Freddy setting the standards as coach of the chooks on the way to the wooden spoon in 2009.

 

[MrBlack]

Great thread....

So hard to separate some of these.

Would have to put Gower, O'neil and Pearce on the podium, just not sure which order

Monaghan just misses out.

 

[Det.Wojciehowicz]

Big love for Fa’alogo, punches the heads of those the rest of us can’t!

Absolutely! Big props to The Frog.

 

[AdelaideSharky]

1999 is the NRL era, so Julian O'Neill wins easily.

People remember him taking a dump in Jeremy Schloss' shoe, but they oft forget the smearing of his own shit all over his hotel room, too.

Class act.

Think it was safe to say despite being an Origin player that O'Neill was not all there.

 

[AdelaideSharky]

Fittler fines himself $10,000

Roosters coach Brad Fittler has fined himself $10,000 after an embarrassing drunken incident in Townsville on Friday night.

www.abc.net.au

Freddy setting the standards as coach of the chooks on the way to the wooden spoon in 2009.

There was a famous incident on the 1990 Kangaroo Tour of him setting off fireworks in the middle of the night at the team hotel.

 

[Saxon]

I reckon a drunken Matt Lodge stalking two women and threatening to kill them, smashing through an apartment door, bashing the homeowner and trashing the apartment while terrorising the guy's wife and son should rate a mention.
Especially as the cops eventually found him hiding in a wardrobe.

 

[Valheru]

Fittler fines himself $10,000

Roosters coach Brad Fittler has fined himself $10,000 after an embarrassing drunken incident in Townsville on Friday night.

www.abc.net.au

Freddy setting the standards as coach of the chooks on the way to the wooden spoon in 2009.

Freddy wouldn't last 5 seconds in the modern game.

Remember in 1999 when he was delivered to the steps of Glebe police station unconscious by a taxi driver?

 

[JamesRustle]

Konrad Hurrell filming himself getting sucked off by Miss Blakely, while he was driving... with footage emerging just in time for the launch of the Women In League campaign.

Oh Koni you cheeky devil... had to release footage as nobody would believe him

 

[Marshall_magic]

Big love for Fa’alogo, punches the heads of those the rest of us can’t!

After Braith and Taylor both had shocking stints at my club, I retroactively made him a favourite of mine

 

[Marshall_magic]

Didn't Carney set some blokes pants on fire then pissed on him to put out the fire? Caused the bloke to have big burns on his ass cheeks and nut sack?

Carney accused of setting mans pants alight

Rugby league player Todd Carney reportedly injured a man by setting his pants on fire in an incident on New Year's Eve.

www.smh.com.au

Personally my favourite Carney moment was when he was unlicensed and doing burnouts in his injured mates car. The cops chased after him and he parked the car and did a legger, whilst his mate sat in the passenger seat….on crutches.

Just to cap it off, the club sacked the other bloke.

CRIKEY (if you know you know)

 

[bazza]

Konrad Hurrell filming himself getting sucked off by Miss Blakely, while he was driving... with footage emerging just in time for the launch of the Women In League campaign.

Oh Koni you cheeky devil... had to release footage as nobody would believe him

in a similar vein, Solomon Haumono ditching his club mid season to fly to the UK to hook up with The Pleasure Machine