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Sharks Gunning for 11 Straight

Dave Q

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Sharks Gunning for 11 Straight

April 14, 2008


Several hundred people gathered this afternoon at Toyota Park to welcome home the triumphant Sharks, following their 10th straight April Premiership. They have also planned a ticker tape parade through the streets of The Shire on Sunday.

Captain Paul Gallen told the crowd it had been a difficult week and the victory was only just beginning to sink in.
"I think we can match the Dragon’s 11 straight premierships now, and we’re determined to do just that. It’s an amazing feat capturing so many April Premierships in a row, and one that we here at the Sharks are very, very proud of. We’ve copped a lot of criticism in the press and from other club’s supporters about our lack of success, so this goes a long way to proving that we are the real deal”.
When asked about the actual premiership decider in October, Gallen was quick to add:
“That’s of no concern to us, we’ll go on a bit of a holiday over the next few weeks and laze about for a while and see what happens, we’re not usually there in October so there’s little point in concerning ourselves with that.”

Young star Greg Bird, who chased our crew around for the entire interview just to get his head on camera, had more than a few things to say.
“Yeah mate yeah mate yeah, it was awesome, just awesome. Sticky done us good at training, put on a few switches and stuff. Strewth, get off me Paul, I said switches, not stitches.”

The ticker tape parade will have a different feel to it this time around as the last few years nobody actually turned up. CEO Greg Pierce knew the time had come for a change:
"We all know Cronulla supporters don’t travel outside their own small universe down here in the Shire so this year the parade will just cruise all the streets of the Shire so our fans can do what they do best, watch us from home.”

Long time Cronulla supporter and banjo tuner, Juan Farkall cant wait:
“Yeah dude, I’m totally stoked, nobody can touch us this early in the season and this year we proved to the world we are the force of April. I’ve got three buckets of cut up newspaper for the team and one bucket of rocks just in case some of those coloured folk come by.”

Coach Ricky Stuart seemed too concerned about the colour of the grass to comment.
“Well it was green this year and it was green last year, the administrators have don’t nothing to fix the problem”.

Will be a very interesting day this Sunday and I expect that most Bangladesh nationals will steer well clear of the celebrations.

:lol::cool:

Love it.
 

LOYAL DRAGON

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kirmorlys testicle:lol::lol::lol:
 

Willow

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Actually I took the pic jc. Rexxy and I wandered over, and there was this young bloke with this banner which had 'confiscate me' written all over it. So it simply had to be saved for a wider audience.

It was posted here a few years ago and you probably know there was a flurry of outrage - everything from wanting to bash up the kid to taking legal action, and some deranged joker wanted to bash him up and take legal action at the same time. lol
 

Ribs

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Oh, so you're one of those trolls who cant move on unless she has the last say...... dime a dozen in this place.

Notice I havent posted anything in your forum? Reason being I wouldnt waste my time in the place, unfortunately fopr us you must think the same thing.

While you're here, tell us whats going on over there? More fights over the inadequate one balled halfback? More discussion on why you can only score from kicks?

Is it true that the police are continually called to Ricky Stuart's house late at night after complaints by the neighbours who keep hearing screams of

"Freddie!!! Freddie!!!, help me Freddie!!" :lol:
 

Willow

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I L:sarcasm:ve it. What a crap up. :lol::lol::lol::cool:
So you love and laugh at the real life pics of racist thugs bashing up people in the shire, but you find the satirical and harmless sign to be over sensitive?

Your priorities seem a little skewed.
 

The Dodger

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So you love and laugh at the real life pics of racist thugs bashing up people in the shire, but you find the satirical and harmless sign to be over sensitive?

Your priorities seem a little skewed.

no he was laughing at the big red vaginas on your teams jerseys :lol:
 

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