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No more sand in our faces.

Dave Q

Coach
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I predict Mad Dog will come off on a stretcher this weekend.

Heggs will run into him by mistake head first, and accidentally headbutt him resulting in knocking him out and leaving him with major concussion and a splattered broken nose.

Heggs will get up like nothing happened.

Go Heggs!!!

Poetry.

Hegs may be the only league player ever to score an own-try.

Dont ask me how, he will find a way.

But lets have on-purpose headbutts.

If we cant beat the knights on the field, lets just beat them up.
 
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Dave Q

Coach
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Hegs is a genius.

Yes, good call.

He's an extreme player too.

He either goes dreadfully or he rips it in. Theres no in-between.

Whatever criticisms brought of him, he always tries.

He knows he isnt the most popular guy in the team either.

To those of us undergoing misery counselling, Hegs is proud symbol of South Sydney.

Souths fan day earlier this year:

Dave Q: "Excuse me Roy, can you just move over so I can get a picture of shannon"

Aso: "Sure" And he moved across.

I took a few photos of Hegs. And Hegs looked a bit embarrassed.

Hegs is not to blame for Souths problems, at misery counselling, we learn that the poor season is partly our own individual fault for not being supportive enough. Ive only been to 6 or so games. Thats a joke.

People may end up hating me more than they do now, but underneath, I admit that I dont mind Hegs.

To you deviants, I mean in a footballing sense only!

Im going to write a supportive letter to him as well. Thats part of the treatment.
 
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Raging Rabbit

juniors
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lol @ this thread

you guys are funny

Well don't just stand there "swinging from a streetlight" young man, JOIN IN!!!!! :lol:

Lunacy abounds amongst the unwashed ferals that do not support our great club. :crazy:

Do yourself a favour and take a trip to "pantherland" and read the posts of one PANTHA BOY - the kid is a keyboard Hoddle Street.

Take the "tigertour" and jump aboard fatty matty's ducati - he's the dog in Resevoir Dogs, posting with the bitterness of a razor wielding, ear slicing maniac all because he lost 10 bucks.

Here at LU Salvation Army (Souths), we seek the needy and show them the light.

It is the experiences of life that we as Souths supporters have had to endure that enable Reverend Dave and his merry band of acolytes to guide these poor souls through the mire they trudge.

Our soup kitchen is always open to them Aaron, will you help us serve them when the need arises?
 

Dave Q

Coach
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Well don't just stand there "swinging from a streetlight" young man, JOIN IN!!!!! :lol:

Lunacy abounds amongst the unwashed ferals that do not support our great club. :crazy:

Do yourself a favour and take a trip to "pantherland" and read the posts of one PANTHA BOY - the kid is a keyboard Hoddle Street.

Take the "tigertour" and jump aboard fatty matty's ducati - he's the dog in Resevoir Dogs, posting with the bitterness of a razor wielding, ear slicing maniac all because he lost 10 bucks.

Here at LU Salvation Army (Souths), we seek the needy and show them the light.

It is the experiences of life that we as Souths supporters have had to endure that enable Reverend Dave and his merry band of acolytes to guide these poor souls through the mire they trudge.

Our soup kitchen is always open to them Aaron, will you help us serve them when the need arises?

Hear Hear & Bravo.

You know I was down at North Sydney Oval this morning watching the 'million dollar bears' go through their training drills.

Its part of misery workshoping.

"Happiness is only a state of mind" and

"it can be overcome"

I said to myself watching Eddie flick a mean pass out for Germaine to score untouched in the corner.

lol at the other clubs premier league sides getting smashed by the bears.

They are deadset on fire.

That thought makes me feel decidely worse and now I know, that these thoughts are good for me.

During our bear excursion, one of the group asked whether we should drop the whole Souths name thing and the rabbit logo and become full-time bears.

That made everybody feel really sick. It was a great suggestion! That guy is the star of the class, Im so jealous!
 
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Raging Rabbit

juniors
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Hear Hear & Bravo.

You know I was down at North Sydney Oval this morning watching the 'million dollar bears' go through their training drills.

Its part of misery workshoping.

"Happiness is only a state of mind" and

"it can be overcome"

I said to myself watching Eddie flick a mean pass out for Germaine to score untouched in the corner.

lol at the other clubs premier league sides getting smashed by the bears.

They are deadset on fire.

That thought makes me feel decidely worse and now I know, that these thoughts are good for me.

In

Life should be a picnic, Dave.

Bears love picnics. ;-)
 

madunit

Super Moderator
Staff member
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Im grateful for your optimism and kind sentiments Digsy.

But from where I'm standing its over for us.

The jersey comes off for another year, the flag goes back in the garage.

The tigers have all but ended our dream. I suppose on the scale of club-hatred, they dont rate too highly. Thanks to Royce.

The only thing left for us to do is to hate as hard as we can.

Restore a bit of pride through our unhappiness.

Misery Therapy.

Free clinics every week.

Lets blood some more young stars, may as well give Wingy some extra time for his injury too.

Dare I say we all vote for a team to support for the finals?

What about the Panthers?
Souths are the only team to have come from last at the halfway point in a season to win every remaining match and win the premiership.

And that was with a team that had most of it's stars missing, including Churchill.

In comparison, this situation is a piece of piss.
 

Dave Q

Coach
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Souths are the only team to have come from last at the halfway point in a season to win every remaining match and win the premiership.

And that was with a team that had most of it's stars missing, including Churchill.

In comparison, this situation is a piece of piss.

Madunit is delusional!

Such brash confidence, well it belongs to another age.

Seeing Mads always seems to have my measure here on LU, I shall not to report this strange outburst to the misery police...lest he be locked up for too long.

Dr Dr give me the news
Ive got a bad case
of the rabbitoh blues!

A kind gesture from the Madunit, full of good intent, makes me nervous!!
 
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krudmonk

Juniors
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625
While I can empathize with both the defeatism/nihilism and optimism, I prefer the latter as it has a greater chance of becoming pleasant and a lesser chance of turning ugly. It's also generally healthier.
 

African Monkey

First Grade
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Yes, good call.

He's an extreme player too.

He either goes dreadfully or he rips it in. Theres no in-between.

Whatever criticisms brought of him, he always tries.

He knows he isnt the most popular guy in the team either.

To those of us undergoing misery counselling, Hegs is proud symbol of South Sydney.

Souths fan day earlier this year:

Dave Q: "Excuse me Roy, can you just move over so I can get a picture of shannon"

Aso: "Sure" And he moved across.

I took a few photos of Hegs. And Hegs looked a bit embarrassed.

Hegs is not to blame for Souths problems, at misery counselling, we learn that the poor season is partly our own individual fault for not being supportive enough. Ive only been to 6 or so games. Thats a joke.

People may end up hating me more than they do now, but underneath, I admit that I dont mind Hegs.

To you deviants, I mean in a footballing sense only!

Im going to write a supportive letter to him as well. Thats part of the treatment.
I just don't see why he gets critisiced so much. Afterall he has played more origin games than the likes of Beetson, Raper etc.
 

Dave Q

Coach
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While I can empathize with both the defeatism/nihilism and optimism, I prefer the latter as it has a greater chance of becoming pleasant and a lesser chance of turning ugly. It's also generally healthier.

Youre making quite an impact in your formative LU stages.

I must however disagree with your assessment.

In my humble view:

A degree of present defeatism, a measure of discomfort now, well that is far better to subscribe to as opposed to yet another empty promise of a false dawn.

If we should all believe that there really is a genuine chance we can make the finals again, and then should that not materialise, the blow we face will be far more savage and capable of producing far more serious consequences.

This thread has proved itself not entirely unpleasant. Nothing ugly or unhealthy here. Im certainly not pointing the finger at any individual because I consider a number of factors have contributed to this poor year. Some within our control, some not.

The reality is that our season was over several rounds ago. The loss against the Tigers ( whom I have nothing but praise for) when we had everything to play for, was a stark and chilling reminder of what 2008 has been about.
 
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Dave Q

Coach
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DONT BE DISSAPOINTED IN A FEW WEEKS TIME.

HOPE HAS ALL BUT LEFT SOUTHS IN 2008.

ALL THAT IS LEFT IS TO MAKE LIFE AS BLOODY DIFFICULT AS WE CAN FOR EVERYBODY ELSE!

CALL OFF THE REST OF THE SEASON!

CANCEL THE FINALS!!

BOYCOTT THE GRAND FINAL!

BRING ON 2009!

A proud community message brought to you by the Misery Therapy Workshop.


NEWCASTLE KNIGHTS YOU BUNCH OF NO HOPERS GET READY FOR A THRASHING &
FEEL THE WRATH OF A SIDE WITH NOTHING LEFT TO PLAY FOR!!

WE ARE ANGRY AND READY TO GET EVEN!
 
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African Monkey

First Grade
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DONT BE DISSAPOINTED IN A FEW WEEKS TIME.

HOPE HAS ALL BUT LEFT SOUTHS IN 2008.

ALL THAT IS LEFT IS TO MAKE LIFE AS BLOODY DIFFICULT AS WE CAN FOR EVERYBODY ELSE!

CALL OFF THE REST OF THE SEASON!

CANCEL THE FINALS!!

BOYCOTT THE GRAND FINAL!

BRING ON 2009!

A proud community message brought to you by the Misery Therapy Workshop.


NEWCASTLE KNIGHTS YOU BUNCH OF NO HOPERS GET READY FOR A THRASHING &
FEEL THE WRATH OF A SIDE WITH NOTHING LEFT TO PLAY FOR!!

WE ARE ANGRY AND READY TO GET EVEN!
You make me so proud Dave.
 

Dave Q

Coach
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You make me so proud Dave.

Thanks A.M.

I only want us to win every last game this season as a matter of having a bloody nasty point to prove, not because we are any chance at the finals.

Let the tears of opposition supporters cascade like a river.

The NRL will rue the day that Souths missed the finals.

A heavy price will be extracted from all those who dont believe in Souths.

Fug them and fug their clubs.

Glory to Souths the Pride of the League.
 

grandorient

Bench
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Stuff me rhone,

You trollops are crazy lunatics. Wave the white flag if you wish and come over and join the Saints.

The way we played on Monday sorted the men from the boys.
I don't believe we can mix it with the big boys ourselves.

GO
 

Dave Q

Coach
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Stuff me rhone,

You trollops are crazy lunatics. Wave the white flag if you wish and come over and join the Saints.

The way we played on Monday sorted the men from the boys.
I don't believe we can mix it with the big boys ourselves.

GO

Welcome fellow sufferer!
 

African Monkey

First Grade
Messages
8,671
Thanks A.M.

I only want us to win every last game this season as a matter of having a bloody nasty point to prove, not because we are any chance at the finals.

Let the tears of opposition supporters cascade like a river.

The NRL will rue the day that Souths missed the finals.

A heavy price will be extracted from all those who dont believe in Souths.

Fug them and fug their clubs.

Glory to Souths the Pride of the League.
I agree Dave.
 

Dave Q

Coach
Messages
11,065
I agree Dave.

Thanks A.M.

I'm almost ready to have a rant against those Brian Smith-polishers known as the Knights.

I have heard that they are almost stone-broke you know.

They'll be expecting us to donate in their blue and red buckets to save their club.

They are still challenging for the 8 arent they?

So that means we give them jack. In fact, put your hand in their "save the knights" bucket and liberate some coinage into your trouser pocket.

Take it to the bank, deposit the knight coinage and write a cheque out to Shane Richardson and send it to him as a Christmas Present.

Shane loves this club, he's put his whole heart into it, a little cashola bonus, well its the least we can do.

And when the knights send their gear stewards off to buy some strapping, well they wont have enough cash. Royal wont be able to run on in the semi and abracadabra, the knights season is over.....thanks to us.
 
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