2009 Predictions

[Lambretta]

The season is almost apon us and it's time to get our predictions in for the really important stuff.

1st player to get caught doing a "Carey"

1st manager to do a "Stuart" and abuse the referee

Player most likely to use the most cliche's in post match interviews

Team most likely to post the next entry into Rusty's "Book of fueds" by pissing off Mr Crowe (again)

Most common excuse for failure of team to win games by manager

Most common excuse for failure of team to win games by supporters

1st set of supporters to get involved in a fight with Bulldogs fans

1st club or player accused by media of "bringing game into dissrepute"


READY, STEADY, GO

 

[Lambretta]

PS. This is meant to be fun - not an excuse for people to get into a slanging match.

Don't swear at people (unless it's in context)

 

[Macko8]

1. Peter Wallace
2. Neil Henry
3. Nathan Cayless
4. Cookamundra Crackers
5. Lack of team spirit or too many mistakes by the officials
6. See number 5
7. Warriors fans (hope they knock those lebanese the f@#@ out)
8. Kimmorley (what a whinging pest)

 

[Timmah]

PS. This is meant to be fun - not an excuse for people to get into a slanging match.

Don't swear at people (unless it's in context)

F**k you

 

[Timmah]

1st player to get caught doing a "Carey": David Williams

1st manager to do a "Stuart" and abuse the referee: Since when do we call them "managers"? Matthew Elliott btw.

Player most likely to use the most cliche's in post match interviews: Darren Lockyer

Team most likely to post the next entry into Rusty's "Book of fueds" by pissing off Mr Crowe (again): Given it was released last year, I doubt any teams can actually reverse time. Additionally, I'm pretty sure the book described the clubs history against EVERY club, so no others can really be entered until the next expansion :lol:

Most common excuse for failure of team to win games by manager: "We just didn't aim up"

Most common excuse for failure of team to win games by supporters Injuries.

1st set of supporters to get involved in a fight with Bulldogs fans: Do tell me when the last time was a set of Bulldogs fans was involved in a fight?

1st club or player accused by media of "bringing game into dissrepute": Penrith, the training fight yesterday


If it was meant to be fun, why are you baiting several different groups of supporters? :?

 

[Lambretta]

1st set of supporters to get involved in a fight with Bulldogs fans: Do tell me when the last time was a set of Bulldogs fans was involved in a fight?

SFS with Roosters fans and I was there :crazy:

Unless you count online fights between themselves ;-)

 

[Timmah]

SFS with Roosters fans and I was there :crazy:

Unless you count online fights between themselves ;-)

2003? 2004? How long ago now? Give it a rest.

 

[SpaceMonkey]

If it was meant to be fun, why are you baiting several different groups of supporters? :?

Because it's usually worth a laugh or two if those supporters don't get too butthurt about it?

 

[Timmah]

The same old "lol @ souffs" and "haha the bulldogs supporters are bashing people" lines aren't even funny anymore. They're repetitive and bland :sleeper:

 

[Garts]

Baiting supporters can be fun!!!

 

[macavity]

sh*t thread.

 

[parra-matters]

sh*t thread.

I'll 2nd that motion, all those in favor?

 

[The Engineers Room]

1st player to get caught doing a "Carey" I don't know what this means

1st manager to do a "Stuart" and abuse the referee Stuart

Player most likely to use the most cliche's in post match interviews Darren Lockyer

Team most likely to post the next entry into Rusty's "Book of fueds" by pissing off Mr Crowe (again) Manly

Most common excuse for failure of team to win games by manager It just didn't go our way

Most common excuse for failure of team to win games by supporters Coach/CEO

1st set of supporters to get involved in a fight with Bulldogs fans Bulldogs

1st club or player accused by media of "bringing game into dissrepute" Bulldogs

 

[Lambretta]

The season is almost apon us and it's time to get our predictions in for the really important stuff.

1st player to get caught doing a "Carey" - Luke Bailey who will be caught with Scott Princes missus. Scott Princes will be quoted as saying "errrrrr carry on" - proving that he's actually got some common sense.
An honourable mention will go to Jarryd Hayne who will be caught on his knees in front of his new coach. When asked what he was thinking Hayne replied "well I didnt want to be known purely as a bloke who sucked at being a five eighth"

1st manager to do a "Stuart" and abuse the referee. Wayne Bennett. When asked why he did it he replied "well I've spent 20 years not talking to the c***'s, so I decided to try something new"

Player most likely to use the most cliche's in post match interviews. Gareth Ellis - who is fluent in cliches having been schooled in them by Granada Television in the UK

Team most likely to post the next entry into Rusty's "Book of fueds" by pissing off Mr Crowe (again) In a shocking turn of events Jason Taylor will get the next chapter which will be titled "useless buggers that failed Souths and deserve to die" - mentions will also be given to Shannon Heggarty and Nigel Vagana

Most common excuse for failure of team to win games by managerby Brad Fittler - Phil Gould's phone ran out of battery

Most common excuse for failure of team to win games by supporters It's all Manly's fault - which, let's face it... it probably is

1st set of supporters to get involved in a fight with Bulldogs fans well it wont be the Warriors as not even Doggies fans are that daft

1st club or player accused by media of "bringing game into dissrepute" Willie Mason who will be caught consuming 850 tonnes of ecstacy. When asked why he did it, Willie cited "not being asked for a quote by the Daily Telegraph this week and the fact that everyone loved Andrew Johns after his public confession" - Willie will be crest fallen when someone points out that people actually loved Andrew Johns BEFORE his public confession.

 

[Lambretta]

sh*t thread.

Feel free to add to it, rather than subtracting then.

It's supposed to be a bit of fun - not a reason to whinge.

If you want to delete it - go right ahead.

Oh and Timmeh, I am more than happy to take the piss out of my club and didnt want it to be a reason to trot out cliches. Rather it's an opportunity for people to come up with something original.

Why does everyone have to look at negatives all the time rather than having a laugh. Are we that precious that we can't just take the piss out of each other without taking it to heart?

 

[Non Terminator]

The same old "lol @ souffs" and "haha the bulldogs supporters are bashing people" lines aren't even funny anymore. They're repetitive and bland :sleeper:

As are the "Canterbury Bankstown Roosters" lines but I still often see it coming out of rivalry backsides.