Cheryl Cole's finally dumped her cheating husband that Chelsea tosser Ashley Cole.
I just downloaded a song called 'Cheryl Cole- Now Available': went something like this:
I'd sell my gran
I'd sell my soul
For just 10 minutes with Cheryl Cole
Ashley's cheated, what a nob
If I asked nice would a hand job
I may not be rich, in fact I'm on the dole
but I'd never cheat on Cheryl Cole
I may not be number 1 or have had any hits
but now they're available Cheryl can I see your tits?