Pick up lines

[griffo346]

Do you like to play trains how about we go back to your house and chew chew chew

Do you like chocolate ..... I have a bar for you its full cream dairy milk

 

[McLovin]

did u fall from heaven???



cos ur face if fked up

 

[Danish]

Or got one that actually works.

Make eye contact, smile and approach at the bar, then:

"hi, what are you dri.... *sniff, sniff* Jesus Christ you stink."

Turn and walk off.

Chicks are stupid, self conscious and attracted to dickheads so will inevitably seek you put to prove you wrong.

ICE BROKEN

 

[HowHigh]

I like your legs so much I'm going to name them Christmas and New Years.
When do I get to see you in between the holidays?

 

[woodyk2]

I go for Manly

 

[Charles Bronson]

let me hit that

 

[Red Bear]

You have something on your shoe
*Girl llifts foot*
No your other one
*Girl lifts other foot*
Now that we're dancing how bout coming back to my place

 

[StormChaser]

Nobody in this place is getting laid. Srsly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cliffhanger]

I don't know MC's pick up line is pretty win. He'd totes get in my pants.

 

[McLovin]

how much?

 

[StormChaser]

I don't know MC's pick up line is pretty win. He'd totes get in my pants.

You'd need to bathe in bleach afterwards.

 

[Twizzle]

I dont see too many dudes falling for the wimins pick up lines.

 

[StormChaser]

No wimmins need pick up lines. Even teh urgliest wench can get a man, any time. Yes before MC pops up, i was referring to me, etc, etc, watevs.

 

[Cliffhanger]

All a girl has to do is check out a guy's best friend and he'll come running or just not punch him in the face when he comes up behind her and starts grinding her.

 

[StormChaser]

Amen

 

[Twizzle]

oh ffs

dont go out into the wind girls, your tickets might blow off

 

[StormChaser]

ANY chick can pick up! It's not about looks it's about the vag! Plus guys are dumb and will root anything once they're drunk enough.

 

[HowHigh]

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money

You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

 

[Twizzle]

ANY chick can pick up! It's not about looks it's about the vag! Plus guys are dumb and will root anything once they're drunk enough.

there isn't enough beer on this planet to get me interested in some chicks

 

[StormChaser]

Good to hear. Reckon you're the exception though.
Personally, I don't do casual sex anyway, would sooner go home to BOB than some random.