Paris Hilton

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I voted nay FTR. Damn thumbs on tiny screen.

 

[Twizzle]

she has a pulse so she qualifies

 

[Jason Maher]

Like Baz, I say neigh...

 

[Rebel]

I suppose I wouldn't be adverse to inserting my penis into her vagina.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Two's a party Rebel, three hundred is a crowd...

 

[Rebel]

Two's a party Rebel, three hundred is a crowd...

I'd wash my junk afterwards. No dramas.

 

[Ozzy]

I'd wash my junk afterwards. No dramas.

It would need to be nitric acid at least 30% proof. I'll say pass. I've got better at home.

 

[Skinner]

I wouldn't touch her with Twizzles.......

 

[gUt]

She is actually ugly. Literally ugly. Metaphorically ugly too, which is some achievement.

She's not one of those glamorous chicks we like to argue over whether you "would" or not. She's not in that category where a bloke can say "no way" to which someone else goes "bullshit" and the original bloke is forced to admit that yes, he in fact "would".

There's no question about this mong-eyed, skinny, witch-nosed, pinhead merkin. She's UGLY. Not even 2 paper bags would be enough for me to relent and let her at my purple-headed 2.65 inches of politeness.

I might let her pay me to ravish me but really I couldn't guarantee that I'd be able to achieve tumescence, even if I was on my phone looking at pictures of my missus.

Also the thing is this: we've all seen what she's like when she's on the job. Bored and boring, plus ugly as well.

In conclusion I say Paris Hilton would need to publicly beg me, perhaps in full page newspaper advertisements, a strong guerrilla marketing and online marketing campaign and personal, private entreaties to approach my proud 1.85 inches of rigid pipe-cleaner, with large sums of that Hilton cash crashing into my bank account all the while. Her humiliation might be enough to stir a twitch from him below, but I doubt it would be enough.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'd root Perez Hilton.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

It would need to be nitric acid at least 30% proof. I'll say pass. I've got better at home.

Single people have better at home - no offense or judgement on your situation.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

She is actually ugly. Literally ugly. Metaphorically ugly too, which is some achievement.

She's not one of those glamorous chicks we like to argue over whether you "would" or not. She's not in that category where a bloke can say "no way" to which someone else goes "bullshit" and the original bloke is forced to admit that yes, he in fact "would".

There's no question about this mong-eyed, skinny, witch-nosed, pinhead merkin. She's UGLY. Not even 2 paper bags would be enough for me to relent and let her at my purple-headed 2.65 inches of politeness.

I might let her pay me to ravish me but really I couldn't guarantee that I'd be able to achieve tumescence, even if I was on my phone looking at pictures of my missus.

Also the thing is this: we've all seen what she's like when she's on the job. Bored and boring, plus ugly as well.

In conclusion I say Paris Hilton would need to publicly beg me, perhaps in full page newspaper advertisements, a strong guerrilla marketing and online marketing campaign and personal, private entreaties to approach my proud 1.85 inches of rigid pipe-cleaner, with large sums of that Hilton cash crashing into my bank account all the while. Her humiliation might be enough to stir a twitch from him below, but I doubt it would be enough.

10/10, will laugh again.

 

[Ozzy]

Single people have better at home - no offense.

:lol: Non taken. I'm not exactly single. Living with me is one fiery lady. I just realised you think I live with my parents. No when I said at home, I meant my home. I am posting from work.

 

[Ozzy]

She is actually ugly. Literally ugly. Metaphorically ugly too, which is some achievement.

She's not one of those glamorous chicks we like to argue over whether you "would" or not. She's not in that category where a bloke can say "no way" to which someone else goes "bullshit" and the original bloke is forced to admit that yes, he in fact "would".

There's no question about this mong-eyed, skinny, witch-nosed, pinhead merkin. She's UGLY. Not even 2 paper bags would be enough for me to relent and let her at my purple-headed 2.65 inches of politeness.

I might let her pay me to ravish me but really I couldn't guarantee that I'd be able to achieve tumescence, even if I was on my phone looking at pictures of my missus.

Also the thing is this: we've all seen what she's like when she's on the job. Bored and boring, plus ugly as well.

In conclusion I say Paris Hilton would need to publicly beg me, perhaps in full page newspaper advertisements, a strong guerrilla marketing and online marketing campaign and personal, private entreaties to approach my proud 1.85 inches of rigid pipe-cleaner, with large sums of that Hilton cash crashing into my bank account all the while. Her humiliation might be enough to stir a twitch from him below, but I doubt it would be enough.

So thats a maybe?

 

[Bulldog Force]

2.65 inches of politeness.
1.85 inches of rigid pipe-cleaner

:?

 

[Fire]

I wouldn't f**k her with BunniesMan's dick.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I wouldn't f**k her with BunniesMan's dick.

Mean right hook...:sarcasm:

 

[gUt]

:?

That's what she does to me bro

 

[soc123_au]

Any hole's a goal. I can think of worse ways to spend a few seconds.

 

[butchmcdick]

I'd root Perez Hilton.

Only if he had the common courtesy to give you a reach around