The 2013 FFB Awards Ceremony

[dogslife]

Monk is a babe

 

[Apey]

Thanks for running it Monk, you're a gentleman and a scholar.

 

[Monk]

That was one hell of a way to waste a night.

 

[Dragon2010]

Thanks Monk. You are a top host. Now, I just need a dumpster to pass out in!

Apey, change your sig! You'll hurt Monks feelings if you don't.

 

[Eelementary]

Yeah - top effort, Monk. If I were a woman, and we knew each other IRL, I'd so give you a pat on the back. And then I'd go out shopping for shoes or some shit.

 

[dogslife]

I'm truly honoured to be up on stage right now

 

[Dutchy]

Lulz smoking zee pipe

Grats all.

Party at my Beach House! No clothes allowed.

 

[Jhon_Morris_4Oragen]

wtf wher iz my reward? I deserv one wai more then these weirdoz

 

[dogslife]

Lulz smoking zee pipe

Grats all.

Party at my Beach House! No clothes allowed.

I voted 4 u btw

Down 4 sexy parties

 

[dogslife]

Monk I think you got confused. I voted for adamkungl as best alt account

 

[Misanthrope]

Yeah - top effort, Monk. If I were a woman, and we knew each other IRL, I'd so give you a pat on the back. And then I'd go out shopping for shoes or some shit.

Or lactating. Chicks love lactating.

 

[Eelementary]

Or lactating. Chicks love lactating.

And bitching about how men can't give 'em an orgasm, or find their g-spots, or...

I have a feeling I took it too far...

 

[BDR]

I've never had that complaint tbh

Skillz that thrillz

 

[Eelementary]

I've never had that complaint tbh

Skillz that thrillz

Damn, man!

I wasted $300 on a professional, attempting to learn the tricks of the trade. It turns out it was just GKD in drag...

 

[BDR]

The trick is to insert your testicles after the shaft. They love it.

 

[Misanthrope]

Thanks for an entertaining night, Monk!

The awards thing was pretty cool too ;-)

 

[Eelementary]

I'll bet Mrs. Kimmorley is one unsatisfied woman, then...:sarcasm:

 

[Goldthorpe]

The trick is to insert your testicles after the shaft. They love it.

While they're asleep?

 

[Misanthrope]

I'll bet Mrs. Kimmorley is one unsatisfied woman, then...:sarcasm:

You're only half right there.

 

[BDR]

I hear Kimmorley and Peter Wallace tag team