Superthread XLIX - Honouring Jumpin Jackass

[Dani]

I am so naive. Took me a while to realise what you were referring too...

 

[HowHigh]

Can't go wrong with a gatorade bottle

 

[Didgi]

Anyone else getting their newsfeed bombarded with this ask.fm shit? Taking great joy in trolling.

 

[butchmcdick]

Plastic bottle half full of water is even more fun, provided its has 2 holes cut into it.

Me too

I was in tassie last week for a conference.

The whole synthetic cannibas stuff was legal there so I thought I would give it a go.

I had to go to a sex shop to get it ( I asked the chick if they sold many things now as I assumed the Internet would be king. She told me they sell 10 or so vibrators a day) and I didn't buy any synthetic cocaine ($200 for a gram).

Anyway the effect was not really cannibas like, more like tripping. I watched the cowboys game v the dogs. Ben Iken out of it is unmissable tv.

 

[HowHigh]

lol synthetic cocaine, I wouldn't trust that...first I've heard of it though.
Surprised they're allowed to sell it. I thought they were doing a ban on all that stuff like synthetic weed nationwide. Guess anything goes in Tasmania!


Just googled it...it sounds like that bath salts shit haha

 

[dogslife]

Might be going back to uni next year :shock:

 

[Cliffhanger]

I feel so sick. Ate too much meat, think I might have meat poisoning. Only cure, is eat more meat.

 

[HowHigh]

Thought you were a vegetarian

 

[Cliffhanger]

I haven't been eating meat for over a year now .

Also, I was a pescatarian, I still ate fish.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Those last few posts made no sense Cliffy. Wtf you talkin bout?

 

[thorson1987]

I think she was saying she sucked too much dick tonite. And the best thing to do is suck more.

Also, she used to be a dyke.

Am I close Cliffy

 

[Didgi]

Guys, I'm not sure she's talking about that kind of meat...

 

[butchmcdick]

lol synthetic cocaine, I wouldn't trust that...first I've heard of it though.
Surprised they're allowed to sell it. I thought they were doing a ban on all that stuff like synthetic weed nationwide. Guess anything goes in Tasmania!


Just googled it...it sounds like that bath salts shit haha

Yeah the chick in the sex shop told me that the punters on the powders come in every couple of days because they have to have it.

It sounded uber dodgy

The other interesting thing was the hours of the sex shop

9 to 5. I guess Tasmanian without an Internet connection ( they have the nbn and it is the shit) only want porn or vibrators in business hours

 

[Cliffhanger]

Meant to say I have been eating meat for over two years.

As if I would ever give up on sucking dick....I mean how dare you insult my honour Thorson.

I was never a dyke and I haven't sucked any dick tonight. It was lamb strips.

 

[butchmcdick]

Guys, I'm not sure she's talking about that kind of meat...

Ah penis, the other white meat

Nah wasn t cliffy having lustful thoughts about a taken classmate ?

 

[Didgi]

I think she was saying she sucked too much dick tonite. And the best thing to do is suck more.

Also, she used to be a dyke.

Am I close Cliffy

Beaten by seconds. Well played sir.

Ah penis, the other white meat

Nah wasn t cliffy having lustful thoughts about a taken classmate ?

:sarcasm:

 

[Eelementary]

It seems there is nothing a plastic bottle full of water can't do

Can't stop us from winning our second spoon in two years tbh...

 

[Dragon2010]

Oh, boys. Keep it clean.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Ah penis, the other white meat

Nah wasn t cliffy having lustful thoughts about a taken classmate ?

I am over him. I still think he's a cool friend but I don't care to have sex with him any more. His girlfriend can keep him.

 

[dogslife]

Alan six on the first date?