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[madunit]

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[Cliffhanger]

What's an added sugar free beetroot relish recipe that tastes as good as the beetroot relish they make at Ryan's Bar?

 

[gUt]

ok, as a very small child my brother once asked a question of my parents that I've yet to hear a good answer for.

Why is car?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

how many babies can you fit in a blender?

 

[Dragon2010]

What does it mean when your fireman goes uppy?

 

[Dani]

Just how awesome am I?

 

[dogslife]

Dear Mr. Unit,

Do I cut the red wire or the blue wire?

 

[madunit]

What's an added sugar free beetroot relish recipe that tastes as good as the beetroot relish they make at Ryan's Bar?

Using your own recipe you can tweak it to your taste.

As far as sugar free goes,

You'll need
2 cups of raw grated and peeled beetroots.
1/4 red wine vinegar
1 tsp mustard seeds
1/4 ground allspice
1/4 tsp cumin
1/2 tsp cinnamon
3/4 cup water
3/4 tsp salt

Whack it all in a pan over a high heat. Brint it to the boil, then simmer for 90min (or until beetroot is tender)

Job done.

also, I know you requested Sugar free, but if you do want to sweeten it a touch, add a little bit of honey. At least its natural sugar, and the honey would take the sting out of it a bit

 

[madunit]

ok, as a very small child my brother once asked a question of my parents that I've yet to hear a good answer for.

Why is car?

Because faster than foot

 

[madunit]

how many babies can you fit in a blender?

What size blender?

 

[madunit]

What does it mean when your fireman goes uppy?

it means you just saw a ladies nudie bits

 

[madunit]

Just how awesome am I?

as yet, neither scientists nor mathematicians have devised a rule of measure to describe just how awesome you are, so in the meantime, sadly, you will have to suffice with 'immesurably'

 

[madunit]

Dear Mr. Unit,

Do I cut the red wire or the blue wire?

What is the purpose of the wire cutting experiment?

 

[thorson1987]

Why is bunniesman allowed to live?

 

[dogslife]

What is the purpose of the wire cutting experiment?

It's too late.

It's ok, I didn't need those fingers anyway.

 

[madunit]

Why is bunniesman allowed to live?

Because I am the kind of God that occasionally likes to f**k around a bit with creation and then laugh at the consequences.

 

[urban eel]

MU,
which beer should i buy a 6 pack of to drink tonight?

 

[thorson1987]

It's too late.

It's ok, I didn't need those fingers anyway.

Well your supposed to cut the wires, not your fingers.

 

[Apey]

Why is my G spot in my anus

 

[Cliffhanger]

Using your own recipe you can tweak it to your taste.

As far as sugar free goes,

You'll need
2 cups of raw grated and peeled beetroots.
1/4 red wine vinegar
1 tsp mustard seeds
1/4 ground allspice
1/4 tsp cumin
1/2 tsp cinnamon
3/4 cup water
3/4 tsp salt

Whack it all in a pan over a high heat. Brint it to the boil, then simmer for 90min (or until beetroot is tender)

Job done.

also, I know you requested Sugar free, but if you do want to sweeten it a touch, add a little bit of honey. At least its natural sugar, and the honey would take the sting out of it a bit

I made one earlier today, like that one but I used apple cider vinegar and used half a cup of vinegar, maybe I should have only used a quarter, I also used maple syrup, but only like two table spoons, it was good, just not great.