Bragging Thread

[urban eel]

i had sex with a lesbian

 

[umina panther]

i had sex with a lesbian

Before or after she became one?

 

[Joker's Wild]

i had sex with a lesbian

Welcome to the dyke bangers club

 

[urban eel]

Before or after she became one?

She was on a sausage free diet a solid 5 years before I reminded her why she switched teams

Welcome to the dyke bangers club

I'm sure there is some banner we can get.


For a bonus point she was ten years my senior

 

[Joker's Wild]

Ill organise your membership card and T-shirt

 

[umina panther]

Nice

 

[madunit]

i had sex with a lesbian

Well no you didn't.

She was bi.

Unless of course, you're female

 

[Dragon2010]

Does it have to be of a PG nature?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

i have not seen any of the twilight movies

 

[Didgi]

Does it have to be of a PG nature?

Hasn't stopped anyone so far.

 

[Apey]

I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

i won the bingo jackpot on the pacific jewel when i did a P&O cruise

 

[gUt]

When I was a kid I could eat an orange, then stand on our upstairs balcony and send a long, stretchy tentacle of spit all the way to the ground before sucking it back up.

 

[DB]

I just re-strung my classical guitar

 

[DB]

Also not going to brag, but NRL CEO just called me by the correct name..... :sarcasm:

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

When I was a kid I could eat an orange, then stand on our upstairs balcony and send a long, stretchy tentacle of spit all the way to the ground before sucking it back up.

Go home everyone. Your new overlord has got this.

Gold, gUt, gold.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

i just bought 4 bottles of red for $12

 

[Dani]

I'm going to drink 3 of 4 said bottles.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I'm going to drink 3 of 4 said bottles.

jacobs creek shiraz, not bad for a cheapie