Funniest Simpsons lines ever

[Rhino_NQ]

Homer: You see i got this friend
Moe: What's your friends name?
Homer : joey joe joe junior shabadoo?
Moe: That's the most pathetic name i've ever heard
*guy runs out of the bar crying*
Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!

 

[Abz]

Homer arguing with a parrot... who's not saying anything at all!

Homer: "Now that's where your wrong pal! It's not enough to just want a cracker, you have to earn it!"

 

[Rhino_NQ]

 

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[Bulldog Force]

Hasn't Homer heard of Summer Vacation?

 

[Bulldog Force]

"Strike three, Marge! I remember that meeting and I have a photographic memory."​

 

[Bulldog Force]

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

 

[Bulldog Force]

Homer: You got any sugar around here?
Hank Scorio: Sugar? Sure, here you go... sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
Homer: Errrrrrrrmm, no!

 

[Bulldog Force]

To the day, this one still makes me LOL

 

[Bulldog Force]

Devil: You like doughnuts, do you? Well have all the doughnuts on Earth!

...........................................

Devil: I can't believe he ate all the doughnuts on Earth!

 

[Bulldog Force]

Marge: Homer, do you have to be so graphic?

 

[Bulldog Force]

Chief Wiggum: [reading a tombstone, talks into his "radio"] Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.

Joe Friday: That's Homer J Simpson, chief. You're reading it upside down.

Chief Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros.

Joe Friday: Uh, chief, you're talking into your wallet.

[Chief Wiggum's wallet flips open]
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[Bulldog Force]

Homer: There there, shut up, boy. We'll just get you a new dog.
Bart: I don't want a new dog! I want Santa's Little Helper!
Homer: Well, crying isn't going to get your dog back! Unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit here crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog.
Bart: You're right. I'll go!
Homer: Rats, I almost had him eating dog food!​

 

[Bulldog Force]

Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Skinner: The Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: May I see it?
Skinner: No.
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[Bulldog Force]

Must, kill, Moe... weeeeee!
Must, kill, Moe... weeeeee!​

 

[Bulldog Force]

Homer: I didn't say stop!