Funniest Simpsons lines ever

[AlwaysGreen]

What was I laughing at now?....Oh yes, that crippled Irishman.

 

[Apey]

 

[HowHigh]

What it say

 

[Apey]

What it say

haha so good.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

"pickabar? what the hell is pickabar?

 

[gUt]

Burns: "Incidentally, thanks for not making fun of my genitalia."

Marge: "I thought I did!"

 

[IanG]

Who rigs every oscar night? We doooo!

 

[BDR]

Weren't you a stonecutter Ian?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

"2 + 2 is four, 2 + 2 is four"

 

[gUt]

Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short in your taillight; started blinking when you made that turn.

 

[Dragon2010]

"Must kill Moe, weeeeeee. Must kill Moe, weeeeee"

 

[Rhino_NQ]

"lumber, we need lumber"

 

[Jason Maher]

Homer: Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?

Bart: Yeah!

Lisa: Yeah!

Sideshow Bob (strapped to bottom of car): No!

Homer: Whoop, 2 against 1!

 

[shaggs]

"Put it in 'h'"

 

[BDR]

Mein bratwurst has a first name, it’s F-R-I-T-Z. Mine bratwurst has a second name it’s S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.

 

[BDR]

I'm sure he'll make a graaand piano

 

[ggmu]

Marge" I was hanging out the washing when suddenly without warning I was abducted by aliens"

Spaceship loadspeaker" WARNING WARNING prepare to be abducted "

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Moe: "Gin and Tonic. Do they mix?"

 

[Bulldog Force]

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[Rhino_NQ]