Funniest Simpsons lines ever

[Bulldog Force]

"Smithers, are they booing me"
"uh no, they're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns"

"Are you saying Boo or Boo-Urns?"

"I was saying Boo-Urns"

 

[Bulldog Force]

Remember when Homer designed his own car and sent his brother Herb bankrupt? Well, here is the monstrosity in all its glory...

Bart & Lisa comfortably 'domed' in the back seat...

 

[Bulldog Force]

We need more 'BORT' license plates in the gift shop, I repeat, we are sold out of BORT license plates!

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Shut up and take my money!

 

[whall15]

Bringing these over from Superthread.

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[Misanthrope]

Marge: Homer, do you have to be so graphic?

There's a photo of me from one drunken night in Korea where I'm doing this very thing to describe my own conception.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Marge: Homer, do you have to be so graphic?

So disturbing, but hilarious!

 

[Apey]

nearly as funny as all the butthurt Uni students bagging them out for posting this

 

[Bazzi]

 

[Bulldog Force]

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[Bulldog Force]

Hitler-Looking Mailman: Grow a mustache, says the wife. You'll look handsome, says the wife.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

when i was a young boy i dreamed of being a baseball

 

[Bulldog Force]

Dean: Hello
Homer: Hello Dean, you're a stupid-head
Dean: Homer, is that you?
Homer: Argh!

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[Apey]

Lisa, never, ever stop in the middle of a hoedown.

 

[HowHigh]

haha I love that part

 

[Bulldog Force]

haha I love that part

How long can you watch this for?

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[Bulldog Force]

And for good measure...

 

[Rhino_NQ]

 

[Rhino_NQ]

 

[Rhino_NQ]