Rumoured Signings and General Dribble XIII

[strider]

nope - none of them

 

[The Phelan Folly]

Labia

 

[Joely01]

So you can name the ElephantJuice, but you can't say ElephantJuice.....

 

[Gary Gutful]

I went to boost juice today and asked for some elephantjuice. Apparently they don't serve any.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

• Shit;
• f**k;
• piss;
• merkin;
• beerhunter;
• motherf**ker; and
• tits.

 

[Gary Gutful]

F**kenMerkinBollocks.

 

[Sensai Cobra]

Trousers
Plug

Edit: nope

 

[Maroubra Eel]

• Shit;
• f**k;
• piss;
• merkin;
• beerhunter;
• motherf**ker; and
• tits.

Beerhunter?

 

[Sensai Cobra]

Beerhunter?

My youngest made me a key ring for fathers day with the words "beer lover"

 

[Gary Gutful]

Beerhunter?

Exactly.

Since when has there been hunting involved with procuring beer? I just go down to Uncle Dan's and there is a shit load available.

 

[The Phelan Folly]

Welcome to the off season.
You bunch of drug f**ked merkins.

 

[The Phelan Folly]

Where's my f**king elephantjuice?
merkins.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Exactly.

Since when has there been hunting involved with procuring beer? I just go down to Uncle Dan's and there is a shit load available.

So you're more of a beer-gatherer than a beerhunter?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

androtrop merkin!

 

[Poupou Escobar]

bartman!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Where's my f**king elephantjuice?
merkins.

Over there.

 

[Sensai Cobra]

Welcome to the off season.
You bunch of drug f**ked merkins.

That one slipped through....


Anus
Flaps

 

[Avenger]

Meanwhile, Parramatta officials are confident Jarryd Hayne is committed to the club for the remaining two years of his contract and beyond, despite speculation linking him to Canterbury as a replacement for Ben Barba. It is also expected South Sydney hooker Nathan Peats and utility Justin Hunt will honour contracts to join Parramatta next season.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-league/...way-forward-20130917-2txbd.html#ixzz2f9YrAj7C

 

[Sensai Cobra]

If we manage to hang on to all our recruits, I'm confident Ricky f**king us over will have minimal effect.

Just hope we get the next coach appointment right

 

[Matty Bhoy]

We can't get any lower than we are now, so if they want to take off, let them. Thankfully, it appears as though they'll all be lining up in Blue and Gold next year. I'd be happy with Henry or Taylor. Not sure beyond that though.