So I used to drive cabs for a living. One day I was driving past a school, where I saw a fight developing on the basketball courts. Needless to say, things got very heated, and two of the blokes pulled a knife on one other guy. I knew this guy was done for. I ended up being one second away from jumping out of my cab to do something, where the one guys Mum comes running down to the courts, grabs her son by the ear, and drags him away. This was hilarious to watch, and the two other guys thought so too.
At this stage of my life I was done with driving around this area of town, so I decided to change it up, and had more of a Airport to CBD run. Well my first shift at the Airport, I pull up to the cab rink, and lo and behold, it is the guy who nearly got stabbed. I was relieved to see him alive, even though he had no idea who he was. I started to explain to him the entire story, but the bastard interupted me and screamed, "Yo Homes to Bel Air."
What treats did you burst into Apey?I burst into treats reading that, DB.
What treats did you burst into Apey?
My first blowjob. It was a special moment, I just wish I could get the taste out of my mouth.
that's awfulI'm so sorry to hear that
Having a threesome with Duncan.
Feeling a massive impact above my right knee and looking down thinking ''wheres my bloody leg gone'' as another massive impact hit my left calf pretty much tearing it off from the back of the knee to the ankle. Then copping a ''wing'' to my left ankle which broke it. I didn't know it straight away but i'd been hit just above my tailbone and was exited next to my belly button. I must of spun around but do not recall it.
On the ground slightly on my right side I realised my lower right leg was underneath my butt and that your guts do really look like sausages. Then I WENT BEYOND PAIN. It's a special place believe me,you hear screaming and realise it's you but you do not know you are screaming. I had no idea I had fractured the c4 c5 in my neck and the T1 in my back or dislocated my left shoulder.
I still have my leg,stuffs me how.
Was that you?