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The GTA V Thread

afinalsin666

First Grade
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Seen three guys in a helicopter robbing a joint out in the country. I waited til they got in, chased them up the mountain and launched the car into them cause they were flying low. Fun times.
 

afinalsin666

First Grade
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Also, boost cars and sell them at the chop shops. You can get 5k a pop for an escalade. Easiest money with the jobs bugging out.
 

Firey_Dragon

Coach
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Are you seriously comparing half a million website hits with some the scale of GTAO?

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also a massive LOL at the thought that the entire Comic Con ticketing system is run from one server. I mean I knew people were ignorant about IT infrastructure, but I didn't think they were this f**king ignorant.

While what you wrote is technically correct. Burst peak loads are much more difficult to cater for than consistent average loads both from a technical and fiscal aspect. Do you think when google or amazon launches any of their new cloud services, that downtime is not only expected but acceptable? Even when dealing with loads that are likely to be much more significant than an online matchmaking service? Not likely.

Rockstar failed to estimate the demand correctly, nothing more, nothing less. Demand on launch day, isn't likely to be much more than demand in 2 weeks time. And we're talking about 15 million units sold across the globe, so even assuming every single unit is connecting to the service at a given peak time in each timezone, its likely a maximum of 5-6 million connections for match making and push pull requests. From a technical standpoint, that doesn't even come close to what cloud providers face on a daily basis. Certainly we haven't seen a launch of this scale for gaming, but there are certainly the tools available to load test the network correctly before launch, provided their calculations were right, which they obviously weren't.

In any case... After about 20 or so attempts, I finally managed to create a character, do the race and get access to the world. Something that annoys me already is not being able to find a way to shut off in game chatter between people. Got my bank balance up to around $50k boosting cars and killing people who were doing the same.
 
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ek999

First Grade
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Played online for an hour or so last night, was good fun, but agree about turning off the chatter between other players. That was f**king annoying
 

chigurh

Guest
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3,958
Since installing the update I've been unable to access the game at all - single player or online.

It just freezes at the loading screen with the moving images.

I've tried deleting the update and re installing the entire game, but no luck.
 

Parra Pride

Referee
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20,804
When I got online it was just me and Lamar who raced so I don't know what's going on for you

When I load up online, my character walks automatically to the race starting point, at which point I get a blurred shot of the city and a "Waiting for other players" notification in the bottom right corner that just never goes away.

I figured if I went into a solo session the race would just load and let me get through the tutorial section, but no, instead of "Waiting for other players" for hours on ends it's just "Loading".
 

shiznit

Coach
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14,860
When I load up online, my character walks automatically to the race starting point, at which point I get a blurred shot of the city and a "Waiting for other players" notification in the bottom right corner that just never goes away.

I figured if I went into a solo session the race would just load and let me get through the tutorial section, but no, instead of "Waiting for other players" for hours on ends it's just "Loading".
Yeah I'm looking at that waiting for other players screen right at this moment...
 

shiznit

Coach
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14,860
No wonder the game is apparently full of merkins...

They've probably been staring at loading screens for the past hour so when they finally get in the joint they go on a crazy rampage...
 

The Eagle

Juniors
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No wonder the game is apparently full of merkins...

They've probably been staring at loading screens for the past hour so when they finally get in the joint they go on a crazy rampage...

I found that a few merkins were following me so I hid in a building and smashed them both

One merkin stole my bike so I chased him,shot the back wheel out and he lost control into a barrier then called me a merkin for the next five minutes
 

Parra Pride

Referee
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20,804
Holy shit I did the race.

Created a second character, and he got let do the race with no problems at all.
 

shiznit

Coach
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14,860
I found that a few merkins were following me so I hid in a building and smashed them both

One merkin stole my bike so I chased him,shot the back wheel out and he lost control into a barrier then called me a merkin for the next five minutes
Lol... It's stories like that which keep me sitting in the loading screen trying to get this going...

Sounds f**king awesome...
 

Parra Pride

Referee
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20,804
In a shop buying clothes because the game told me to, nek minnit "YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED FROM THE SESSION BY OTHER PLAYERS". :crazy:
 

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