Superthread LXI - No longer honouring AdamKungl for his birthday as it has now passed

[Eelementary]

You jerk! I've played well over 200 games in my life and I've never taken a 5 fa

I only ever played cricket with mates, but I only ever took one wicket.

However, it was a sweet wicket to get, because out of all of us, he was the only one who was playing at state rep level.

Anyway - he gets to the crease and my over comes up. Until that point I'd been trying to bowl like Binga - but without the searing pace and accuracy. So I thought, "Let's chane things up." My first delivery was a yorker bowled as fast as I could - and hit for six.

But on delivery two I got my revenge - I wanted to bowl a leg-break delivery like Warne, so I walk up, bowl the ball - and he hits it. Straight up in the air. I caught the ball, and laughed at him for the rest of the week.

 

[Dani]

Soooo. Looks like I'm back to the insomnia cycle. Need my doctor to be back from holidays already.

 

[Dani]

Wooo. Retweeted by Jesse Williams again. That's twice now. We're half way to marriage I think!

 

[Dani]

Wake up everyone. I'm bored.

 

[afinalsin666]

Morning. On an AFI kick, listening to their old shit. Forgot how good they were.

 

[Dani]

They're amazing live too.

 

[Skinner]

Everyday above ground is a good day ;-)

 

[Misanthrope]

Just got back from a boozy night out in NJ for my 19 year old neighbour's farewell.

For the majority of the night it was me, her, a 20 year old German, and a 20 year old Chinese girl. Introduced them to Circle of Death, fed them some magic brownies, and generally had a good time.

Heard from Poland I (not the stand up beyatch) who wants to hook up when she gets back, and there's the South African lass who is more than interested. It's too bad she's not a looker. I'm a sucker for the Afrikaaner accent.

 

[Alba]

Ear bleeding... That can't be good :/

Morning everyone!

 

[Skinner]

Just got back from a boozy night out in NJ for my 19 year old neighbour's farewell.

For the majority of the night it was me, her, a 20 year old German, and a 20 year old Chinese girl. Introduced them to Circle of Death, fed them some magic brownies, and generally had a good time.

Heard from Poland I (not the stand up beyatch) who wants to hook up when she gets back, and there's the South African lass who is more than interested. It's too bad she's not a looker. I'm a sucker for the Afrikaaner accent.

I generally think most saffa wimmenz are quite beautiful.....until they open their mouths and speak. Can't stand the accent.

 

[Dani]

Everyday above ground is a good day ;-)

When everyone got really drunk and was talking about death last night, mum starts going on about her funeral. She stops mod sentence and looks at me and goes "the way you're going I'll outlive you anyway. Do you want to be buried or cremated?"

I left the house. f**k that.

 

[Skinner]

Ear bleeding... That can't be good :/

Morning everyone!

No, that's not good. See a doctor Alba.

 

[Dani]

Ear bleeding... That can't be good :/

Morning everyone!

Eek! From the pool?

How's the burn?

 

[Skinner]

When everyone got really drunk and was talking about death last night, mum starts going on about her funeral. She stops mod sentence and looks at me and goes "the way you're going I'll outlive you anyway. Do you want to be buried or cremated?"

I left the house. f**k that.

Hopefully it was said in jest. I think we both know that those us who suffer poor health don't really appreciate that kind of talk.

 

[Misanthrope]

I generally think most saffa wimmenz are quite beautiful.....until they open their mouths and speak. Can't stand the accent.

Oh, I find the Saffa accent f**king hot. It's my #1 accent with the NZ accent coming in a close #2.

Although having flirted with a Polish chick tonight, it's quickly climbing the estimates in my eyes. Ears?

 

[Dani]

Hopefully it was said in jest. I think we both know that those us who suffer poor health don't really appreciate that kind of talk.

My mum is evil when she drinks. Pure evil.

Probably one of the nicer things she's said to me when she's that drunk.

 

[Alba]

Eek! From the pool?

How's the burn?

It's heaps better. Just peeling everywhere now, it looks like I have some kind of skin disease!!!

Oh, and I'm not sure why my ear is bleeding, I felt something warm in there, so I got a cotton bud to see what it was, and it was blood

 

[Misanthrope]

My mum is evil when she drinks. Pure evil.

Probably one of the nicer things she's said to me when she's that drunk.

Jesus. What a f**king merkin. Need me to punch her in the cl*t for you?

 

[Skinner]

My mum is evil when she drinks. Pure evil.

Probably one of the nicer things she's said to me when she's that drunk.

That is dreadful. People that do that simply should not drink.

 

[Dani]

At least she wasn't calling me fat or making fun of my lazy eye this time...