2019 ASHES: 5th Test Australia v England, The Oval Sept 12-16

[Eelectrica]

Action replay of every Warner dismissal this series.

Our selectors are idiots for picking these two openers. They were never going to magically find form this game.

 

[Matt23]

Davey can't wait to touch the flat flat roads of home

 

[roofromoz]

Warney has got to see his urologist. That feeling in his waters is something else.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I wish Warner would give me some of his luck so I can win powerball this week.

Edit - now he's gone, f**k off to your oled merkin, this should be the end of him but he'll score on a road in Australia and be in the team for another 20 years.

 

[jargan83]

Stuart Broad should carry Dave Warner around in a kitty carrier

 

[JokerEel]

Wow if we lose this Tim Paine better be ready to stand down/retire..

Bad DRSing..
Bowling when everyone said to bat..
Not scoring.
Dropping catches.
Poor field choices.

 

[Tweed Titan]

Bat God is in

 

[Tweed Titan]

Warner should get Stuart tattooed on his torso

 

[BunniesMan]

If the selectors have any brains they will declare the opening spots up for grabs. Every shield game between now and our next test is an audition. Reputation counts for nothing, and the two openers with the most runs between now and then get in.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Warner is a bitch's bitch.

 

[yobbo84]

That has to be the end of Warner's test career. He has no goodwill left. Stuff him.

 

[butchmcdick]

A brave 11 runs added.

The innings doesn't really start until 2 down anyway. What matters for England is getting these two.

Until then they haven't made any inroads.

Great 96 runs for the series warner

Average of 10

Siddle and Lyon have better averages ffs

 

[aussies1st]

May as well send Lyon and Siddle to open, they might actually see off the new ball

 

[BunniesMan]

Smith's footwork is so crap. It just makes no sense that he is any good at this game. Let alone the best bat of his generation.

 

[butchmcdick]

Action replay of every Warner dismissal this series.

Our selectors are idiots for picking these two openers. They were never going to magically find form this game.

But but the feeling in the water

 

[Matt23]

If the selectors have any brains

...which they don't

 

[8Ball]

I think I've seen this before

 

[BunniesMan]

...which they don't

That is true. They will probably pick Warner no matter what, and they'll give the other spot to who ever gets a few runs in white ball cricket.

 

[butchmcdick]

Stuart Broad should carry Dave Warner around in a kitty carrier

You think Broad will talk about warner the same way Warne talks about Culinan ?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Now we've got the crap out of the way, the chase begins. Let's do this!