Autumn 2021

[lockyno1]

LOL Euro plodder Mugatoo making our horses look bald af

Lunar flipping Plod running top 4 is all you need to see

 

[to_ddeath]

Wallershake Wednesday...step rrrriiiight up.....

 

[to_ddeath]

Pic of this bloke suggests he gets whacked out from his own supply....

https://www.racenet.com.au/news/mor...harges-relating-to-moe-positive-swab-20210317

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

Pic of this bloke suggests he gets whacked out from his own supply....

https://www.racenet.com.au/news/mor...harges-relating-to-moe-positive-swab-20210317

Well, from that, you would like to think that they are catching the milkshakes, no?

But yes, they should probably try and catch a few mls off this bloke at the trough too!

 

[Lemon Squash]

Who has the most punchable face in Racing?

For mine it’s a dead heat between Wayne Hawkes and Ben Hayes

Wayne Hawkes just strikes me as an absolute merkin of a bloke. Ben Hayes I’m positive is a test tube baby, he always has that weird awkward smirk on his face, just want to slap it right offfffff

 

[Sphagnum]

Who has the most punchable face in Racing?

For mine it’s a dead heat between Wayne Hawkes and Ben Hayes

Wayne Hawkes just strikes me as an absolute merkin of a bloke. Ben Hayes I’m positive is a test tube baby, he always has that weird awkward smirk on his face, just want to slap it right offfffff

Brenton Avdulla

 

[hineyrulz]

Ben Hayes is a weird creepy little f**ker, every time I see him on the telly an amber alert goes off in my head.

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

Who has the most punchable face in Racing?

For mine it’s a dead heat between Wayne Hawkes and Ben Hayes

Wayne Hawkes just strikes me as an absolute merkin of a bloke. Ben Hayes I’m positive is a test tube baby, he always has that weird awkward smirk on his face, just want to slap it right offfffff

I know an ol’ mate who used to work with Wayne Hawkes and he would definitely confirm.
He reckons they would call him F.O.N.C

Friend Of No merkin.

For mine, It’s Craig Williams, Damian Oliver and Tony Brassell.

On the other end of the scale, I would like to give The Bern a sensual foot massage while we snuggled on the lounge and listened to Air Supply while punting silly trifecta’s at Hong Kong on a Sunday evening.

 

[Mong]

Farnan and Russian Camelot both retired today. RC injured and not sure what's going on with Farnan.

 

[Lemon Squash]

I’ll miss Russian Drinksmilkalot

 

[Lemon Squash]

Also how could I forgot Michelle Payne, I don’t care if she’s a woman who only weighs 42kg. She deserves a swift uppercut

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

I’ll miss Russian Drinksmilkalot

Russian Cameltoe. I hope him well.

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

Also how could I forgot Michelle Payne, I don’t care if she’s a woman who only weighs 42kg. She deserves a swift uppercut

Also Dufficy the Poison Dwarf, Munsie the Walking Beanbag and that bloke Cambo on Get On! is a dick-hole.

 

[Lemon Squash]

Also Dufficy the Poison Dwarf, Munsie the Walking Beanbag and that bloke Cambo on Get On! is a dick-hole.

Good point, that whole panel of merkins should all be drowned at St Kilda beach

 

[Sphagnum]

I know an ol’ mate who used to work with Wayne Hawkes and he would definitely confirm.
He reckons they would call him F.O.N.C

Friend Of No merkin.

For mine, It’s Craig Williams, Damian Oliver and Tony Brassell.

On the other end of the scale, I would like to give The Bern a sensual foot massage while we snuggled on the lounge and listened to Air Supply while punting silly trifecta’s at Hong Kong on a Sunday evening.

Bernie rode a horse called Sex Machine that won the first race on slipper day when Freemason and northerly had that 2000m stoush in the ranvet.

I went to Rosehill that day just to back it and she rode it an absolute treat to zoom home and win at 30/1.

if I was in the same room as her there would be immediate Jizz everywhere just on that fact alone.

 

[hineyrulz]

Bernie. OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!



BRB..........

 

[lockyno1]

Good point, that whole panel of merkins should all be drowned at St Kilda beach

Has not been the same since Gator left

 

[to_ddeath]

Also Dufficy the Poison Dwarf, Munsie the Walking Beanbag and that bloke Cambo on Get On! is a dick-hole.

I wish Munsie & his Vee Ohh Pees would get in the sea quickly..

 

[to_ddeath]

I’ll miss Russian Drinksmilkalot

2 race wonder, glad to see the hind of him

 

[lockyno1]

2 race wonder, glad to see the hind of him

I’m not I got better prices for the real chances when he was racing!