10 Reasons why Frenzy thinks Felix’s a Shit Footballer

[Surely]

Yeah I would back jac and Holmes over Roberts

 

[bluefox68]

After Origin and today, I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would NOT want Valentine Holmes playing for the Sharks...

 

[Defer to the coifed]

holme is 10-20 metres behind roberts. Mosby is fastest by a mile.

 

[Surely]

holme is 10-20 metres behind roberts. Mosby is fastest by a mile.

Roberts gave up after 30m on Wednesday night

 

[shaggs]

holme is 10-20 metres behind roberts. Mosby is fastest by a mile.

Fastest reserve grader??
You can’t count mosby.
It’s like when you claimed Delroy Berryman as a gun

 

[Card Shark]

Who?

 

[Big Bloke]

10 pages now, Wow!

 

[millersnose]

When frenzy gets on one of his agenda that circle of paint gets smaller and smaller and his defences become funnier and funnier

 

[Frenzy.]

Yeah I would back jac and Holmes over Roberts

It’s only a fan video.

 

[Frenzy.]

Roberts gave up after 30m on Wednesday night

Roberts has a phuqued Achilles. Probably should not of played.

 

[Frenzy.]

When frenzy gets on one of his agenda that circle of paint gets smaller and smaller and his defences become funnier and funnier

I know my position description

 

[Card Shark]

Roberts has a phuqued Achilles. Probably should not of played.

Definitely.

His speed is his only asset so if he didn’t have it, he should not have been there.

 

[Defer to the coifed]

Fastest reserve grader??
You can’t count mosby.
It’s like when you claimed Delroy Berryman as a gun

mosby playd 6 games last year.

Roberts has a phuqued Achilles. Probably should not of played.

Wow is that as bad a hip ointer flexor thing that keeps you unhappy for 10 weeks?

 

[Frenzy.]

mosby playd 6 games last year.


Wow is that as bad a hip ointer flexor thing that keeps you unhappy for 10 weeks?

Potentially. I’ll tell ya if he ends up snapping it

 

[RUBIKS]

Just found the speeds. JAC 36.3 (which is about as fast as any athlete other than a specialist sprinter ever runs - the guy is a freak) Val next fastest on park at 35.2 and Teddy just behind Val.

Read that JAC tops out at 37 and they can’t find anyone in any code who is quicker.

Not that I doubt JAC being faster than Val, however you imagine the top speeds for both players were taken in that run, ergo Val running with the ball in hand and JAC chasing. So Val is at a disadvantage there.

Unless of course someone else can point to a time when JAC was in full flight with the ball?

 

[Eion]

Either way, Val is quick. Good shifting direction, good off the mark, and can maintain speed.

 

[Defer to the coifed]

Holmes can beat most of our forwards.

 

[Surely]

Lol

 

[txta2]

He is definitely up there from a standing start and and very evasive in traffic

 

[bluefox68]

Holmes can beat most of our forwards.

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