We had an absolute nazi in the form of our assistant librarian. She drove an antiquated old black BMW, and we swore she tried to run us down if we crossed anywhere but the pedestrian crossing.
She used to hate me, but the librarian thought I was the better version of good- so I flaunted my smart-ass remarks. The assistant would tell on me (dobbing to a woman half your age, how embarassing it must have been), and the librarian would just say 'Boys will be boys'. Ah, memories.