1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[King-Gutho94]

Time for the mute button with Kevin f..ing Pietersen

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Oh f**k not KP.

 

[yobbo84]

I miss the days when Warnie would bowl a rank half tracker and then carry-on as if he planned it and it almost got the batter out

Or when Pidgeon would bowl a nothing ball and then absolutely give the batter a gobfull for no reason

I miss the aggression

 

[King-Gutho94]

I miss the days when Warnie would bowl a rank half tracker and then carry-on as if he planned it and it almost got the batter out

Or when Pidgeon would bowl a nothing ball and then absolutely give the batter a gobfull for no reason

I miss the aggression

Aggression has been sandpapered out of this team.

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

Kevin Pietersen is the pube collector of the cricket world

 

[LeedsRhinos]

I miss the days when Warnie would bowl a rank half tracker and then carry-on as if he planned it and it almost got the batter out

Or when Pidgeon would bowl a nothing ball and then absolutely give the batter a gobfull for no reason

I miss the aggression

Easy to be aggressive when you have a bunch of all time greats who are clearly levels above their opposition

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Poms praising this ranga flat track hero Crawley like he's Viv Richards.

 

[jargan83]

Bazball got into Patty's head because these fields being set are bog average

 

[hineyrulz]

Aggression has been sandpapered out of this team.

Cricket Aus is pretty much the Wokest organisation in the country, shouldn’t be surprised. We are almost as nice as NZ now.

 

[yobbo84]

A reminder too Zak Crawley averages 28 in tests and has only score 2 centuries in his last 50 test innings.

... and we're bowling to him like he's Brian Lara at the SCG

 

[hineyrulz]

Kevin Pietersen is the pube collector of the cricket world

Grant Atkins is a massive fan of his work.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Aussies getting a good taste of Bazball, welcome to modern day cricket.

 

[hineyrulz]

Was that the first bouncer of the morning?? Most negative insipid first session of a test I’ve seen from Aus ever. And I remember us playing the mighty Windies on the mid 80’s.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Seriously, I thought Kevin Pieterson was off rooting rhinoceroses or something and didn't care about cricket anymore.

 

[Hutty1986]

Pretty worrying signs early in the series from straya tbh

 

[JamesRustle]

I'll be surprised if this isn't a draw even though its still a bigger price than both teams winning.

Both teams can't win hogbrreath.

 

[King-Gutho94]

These tactics are as useless as Freddy and Brandy's ones for NSW

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Pretty worrying signs early in the series from straya tbh

Pitch is flatter than Jeannie Little. Would help if we had some catchers.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Both teams can't win hogbrreath.

Sorry you don't understand betting lingo, i meant it was a bigger price than Australia and England.

Not everyone can understand the basics, i apologise.

 

[King-Gutho94]

Seriously, I thought Kevin Pieterson was off rooting rhinoceroses or something and didn't care about cricket anymore.

England must have given him diplomatic immunity to return