1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[hineyrulz]

Where is a wicket coming from?? Bazball was designed to beat Aus. After 70 mins it looks like it’s a winner. We just shit our pants when someone comes at us. It’s the only way to beat us.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Oh ffs

 

[LeedsRhinos]

The Aussies just didn't review a nick, that's almost better than a 6.

 

[Hutty1986]

Pitch is flatter than Jeannie Little. Would help if we had some catchers.

That'd be nice. Bit of pressure, something, anything but this cuckoldry

 

[AlwaysGreen]

KP is English at the moment. If Australia start doing well he'll turn South African.

 

[yobbo84]

Did he actually knick it or is UltraEdge as reliable as Latrell Mitchell's calves?

 

[hineyrulz]

Going 5 am over without taking a risk. Ffs bring the field up and try and dot them up. Back your bowlers ffs. We aren’t getting anyone out with these fields.

 

[JamesRustle]

Sorry you don't understand betting lingo, i meant it was a bigger price than Australia and England.

Not everyone can understand the basics, i apologise.

We've banned betting ads in Australia, so we don't know betting lingo moit.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Did he actually knick it or is UltraEdge as reliable as Latrell Mitchell's calves?

His face says he nicked it

 

[shiznit]

Cricket Aus is pretty much the Wokest organisation in the country, shouldn’t be surprised. We are almost as nice as NZ now.

Who f**king knew… you can actually be a good cricket side without being a bunch of assholes…

 

[hineyrulz]

Pitch is flatter than Jeannie Little. Would help if we had some catchers.

Ohhhhhhhhh Staaaaaaaassnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

 

[LeedsRhinos]

We've banned betting ads in Australia, so we don't know betting lingo moit.

 

[hineyrulz]

Who f**king knew… you can actually be a good cricket side without being a bunch of assholes…

You blokes are a good cricket side??? Jks!!


You can play aggressive tough cricket without being an arsehole. We have lost our edge the last few years.

 

[Hutty1986]

Ohhhhhhhhh Staaaaaaaassnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

you are truly a man of culture hiney

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Australia are about as intense as the dude from the big lebowski atm.

 

[hineyrulz]

you are truly a man of culture hiney

Well I do have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

 

[hineyrulz]

Australia are about as intense as the dude from the big lebowski atm.

I just want my Creedance tapes maaaahhhnnnnn!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lyon screaming like he's just found some new growth on his dome

 

[shiznit]

You blokes are a good cricket side??? Jks!!


You can play aggressive tough cricket without being an arsehole. We have lost our edge the last few years.

I was actually talking about your current mob… lol

we will have our moments from time to time… but you motherf**kers can dominate without being a bunch of wankers.

 

[JokerEel]

I would love to know what our plan is...