1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[hineyrulz]

Maybe we should have dropped Cummins and not Starc.

At least he wouldn’t be skipper.

 

[hineyrulz]

Just down the road in Coventry, professional sports were canned at the main ground for a while because it was a legit dust bowl, the toothless don’t know what sprinklers are.

Or toothbrushes.

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

I'm too gay for cricket but this thread is going awf honey

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Just down the road in Coventry, professional sports were canned at the main ground for a while because it was a legit dust bowl, the toothless don’t know what sprinklers are.

There's also hosepipe bans that happen, England shuts down when the temps hit 30+

 

[Mr. Shaman]

At least he wouldn’t be skipper.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

There's also hosepipe bans that happen, England shuts down when the temps hit 30+

There hasn’t been a ban anywhere in the Midlands, or in the South yet this year.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

There hasn’t been a ban anywhere in the Midlands, or in the South yet this year.

There's one coming on 26th June in Kent and Sussex

 

[Mr. Shaman]

There's one coming on 26th June in Kent and Sussex

Ah yes, future bans in far away land affecting the Edgbaston pitch!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

A slip and a gully in the 22nd over. This guy averages under 30 for crying out loud.

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

Brokebacks and Eshays might be going to balden point yassss

 

[hineyrulz]

These singles are embarrassing.

 

[jargan83]

There's also hosepipe bans that happen, England shuts down when the temps hit 30+

30? Poor dearies.

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

Golden bald happening

 

[BunniesMan]

This is sickening. I am sitting at home drinking a terrible Barossa Shiraz, eating a 2 for 1 chinese deal I found on uber eats, watching stupid bazball working against us. Are we really going to let this nuffy Crawley score a century on the first day of an Ashes? He averages THIRTY at first class level. 28 at test level. And he is making our attack look toothless.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Speaking of lesbians

 

[hineyrulz]

Cows taking a 50m penalty lol. Everyone has lost their minds.

 

[yobbo84]

LOL these umpires

 

[jargan83]

That's a f**king terrible decision from Erasmus

 

[yobbo84]

How TF did he give that not out?

That is two farcical on field decisions!

 

[simmo1]

Even with the defensive tactics. 3 wickets on this highway before lunch is our session.