1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[LeedsRhinos]

RUB IT IN ROOOOOOOOT

 

[Fangs]

Rooty showing he is all arse.

 

[hineyrulz]

Boland has been found out a little today, he's a little one dimensional.

 

[Desert Qlder]

Boland has been found out a little today, he's a little one dimensional.

Suspected this was going to happen sooner or later.

 

[hineyrulz]

Suspected this was going to happen sooner or later.

To be fair it's not his sort of wicket, it's a belter. He hasn't been helped by the ultra negative fields.

 

[hineyrulz]

The luck for these pricks continue.

 

[hineyrulz]

Ridiculous shot.

 

[Fangs]

Let's see some more aggression please.

Scotty should be bowling a bouncer next ball to that arsey crap.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Root giving a batting masterclass you should be paying PPV prices to see this!

 

[hineyrulz]

Still too many singles, wickets will win the game not keeping the scoring tight.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Boland is Victorian again

 

[Bazal]

Watching at the pub all night. Shit f**ken captaincy, too many easy runs for Root especially. Why would you defend against the one f**ken bloke who will milk singles for three days if you give him the chance?

Reckon we'll snag another one or two before stumps but could have had a lot less on the board

 

[Fangs]

Nathan 'I love the legside' Lyon just loves the boogie.

Will he consider changing angles and coming over the wicket?

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Does anyone know what the Poms are singing? Genuine question.

 

[Fangs]

Haze has been the best all day. We need someone on the other end keeping it tight and creating pressure.

 

[hineyrulz]

Haze bowling a quality spell, not being supported at the other end and by the skipper.

 

[macnaz]

Zzzzzzzzzzzz.. fmd ! This is surely the most boring commentary of all time. Hussein and Pieterson .. the match has more excitement listening on the radio then watching 9

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Does anyone know what the Poms are singing? Genuine question.

Don't take me home
Please don't take me home
I just don't wanna go to work
I wanna stay here and drink all your beer
Please don't please don't take me home

It started as an England away football song and now it's used at cricket and darts too.

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Some of these shirts being advertised are hilarious.

There’s 10 lines of monologue on a shirt!

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Don't take me home
Please don't take me home
I just don't wanna go to work
I wanna stay here and drink all your beer
Please don't please don't take me home

It started as an England away football song and now it's used at cricket and darts too.

Intredasting.