1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[mozza91]

Who invited the Mensa member?

 

[Fangs]

Thought Green has been under used but he is fresh and has a bit more pace in the back end of the innings. Important with Starc not there to have someone hitting the deck hard.

 

[hineyrulz]

How the f**k did that miss?? ffs.

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

In my dreams tonight, Joel Garner will be digging short lasers into Joe Root’s helmet jaw cage until it breaks!!

 

[hineyrulz]

Just keep giving the number 10 easy singles ffs. Pathetic.

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

 

[Hutty1986]

Oh dear

 

[hineyrulz]

This is getting embarassing. Ball is reversing but Baldy is still on.

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

More pies please…

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Hahahahha

 

[hineyrulz]

Poms declaring, totally insane.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

WE ARE THE ENGLAND, THE MIGHTY MIGHTY ENGLAND

Broad is going to get Warner tonight

 

[hineyrulz]

They probably left 50 runs out there, pretty arrogant but if they get a couple tonight it will be worth.

 

[BunniesMan]

When is the last time anyone declared on day 1? Has it ever happened before? Madness. We will pull their pants down tonight and tomorrow and punish their arrogance

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Warner is getting out for less than 15.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Warner is getting out for less than 15.

UTFT!

 

[mozza91]

Haha fat guy fall over. Funny!

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Haha fat guy fall over. Funny!

Lucky it wasn’t Bairstow, you’d feel the ripple in the Americas.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

It's an absolute perfect pitch and conditions for batting, fine line between brave and stupid.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

We've got the best conditions to bat in on a pitch doing very little. The reality with bazball is that if they had batted normally they probably would have been around 5/320 anyway and could have kept going to put something massive on.

But it gets the poms excited.