1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[Fangs]

Geez that cement is tough stuff.

 

[Eelectrica]

Ali running for the hills

 

[AlwaysGreen]

England are going to have to bring Monty Panesar out of retirement.

 

[JokerEel]

Ali caught cheating gets belted and is now gone

 

[Bazal]

Patty's decided he can't remember how to bat so he might as well slog Moeen. Low hanging fruit is great for finding form

 

[Fangs]

They'll bring Rooty on after that crap from Moeen. He needs someone to kiss his finger better, that's 3-4 full tosses so far today.

 

[JokerEel]

Pat batting better than Warner

 

[Fangs]

What's the ointment that Richie Benaud gave Alf Valentine in the 60-61 series?

Someone call Ian Chappell he will know.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Patty's decided he can't remember how to bat so he might as well slog Moeen. Low hanging fruit is great for finding form

It’s what Warner needs to do. Back to the T20 roots, the useless spud.

 

[some11]

A bit late here.. but why does khawaja's bat sound hollow?

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Ali running for the hills

He’s going off to fetch all his balls that have been tonked into the stands.

 

[Bazal]

A bit late here.. but why does khawaja's bat sound hollow?

Heaps do these days, especially if it's an older stick that he's used a bit. They're made much drier than they used to be.

Also why so many more seem to break

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Useful knock from Greta.

 

[JokerEel]

Broad whinging

 

[Fangs]

Piss off Broad.

 

[Bazal]

Broad and Anderson have all sorts of records together but the most obvious is "least likeable pair of complete merkins to have ever bowled in tandem"

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Broad and Anderson have all sorts of records together but the most obvious is "least likeable pair of complete merkins to have ever bowled in tandem"

Proper merkins. Nothing redeemable about them.

At least guys like Flintoff were good blokes.

 

[gUt]

A good percentage of England's professional cricket commentators regularly misname the Australian Test captain "Cummings".

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Khawaja has only added 13 so far this morning.

 

[Bazal]

Khawaja has only added 13 so far this morning.

Grind the pricks I say. If our tail wasn't as long as a reticulated python I'd be looking to bat all day, 2 an over, who cares. Get the lead and keep them ion the field.