1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[AlwaysGreen]

Our baldman might be tricky on a last day pitch

 

[Bazal]

WTF that's defs ball tampering Moeen wouldn't have got as many degrees of turn over his entire career combined as he has on that rock

 

[Eelectrica]

These dropped catches are nice, but we’d be screwed if they start to stick

 

[Fangs]

Poor Moeen's finger.

Looks like Phil Tufnell will be in line for a recall.

 

[Eelectrica]

Uziball!

 

[Ruby Roundhouse]

what a hit

 

[Bazal]

Uzi looking to shave a bit more hair off Moeens head

 

[Fangs]

Well played. And straight in the concrete. Should make life a bit easier for Moeen's finger.

 

[Bazal]

I men the concrete didn't help but that ball looks munted AF for 17 overs old

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The end is nigh

 

[Eelectrica]

Great, now the fun’s going to begin.
If we were a dog we’d be pride of the neighbourhood with that tail.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Can't expect more from a ALF player. Good knock

 

[Bazal]

Yikes. That's a peach of a cherry of a jaffer [/slats]

 

[some11]

Be lucky to draw level from here.

 

[gUt]

no shame getting out to that one

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Good innings by Carey, good ball by the geriatric.

 

[gUt]

Jesus Finch looks like he's eaten 3 buckets of Bairstows

 

[Fangs]

Carn Patty use your willow.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Anderson is the Luai of cricket, just so f**king unlikeable.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Our tail is plod, if the poms are gonna keep up with these pitches, and bully Boland, just play Starc for the tonk.