1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[hineyrulz]

Wow getting roughed up by these 126kms he thunderbolts. Thank f**k they never had to faces the windies in their full pomp.

 

[JokerEel]

When can we turn back into cocky pricks?

Has the Tim Paine nice guy ear finished yet?

 

[Bazal]

Ugh Patty that was nowhere near a good enough short ball to do that to

 

[Fangs]

We've got to be better than this. They don't have to average 50 but the plan is obvious and it's not like Wood and Archer are bowling right now.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

What a shit session

 

[hineyrulz]

Ollie Poop giving send offs after taking a Dolly. Fair dinkum ffs

 

[Bazal]

Oh wait it was Boland

Fair sign that's enough whiskey for a work night

 

[some11]

Shot cuz

 

[JokerEel]

Pat Cummins just said f**k you Broad

 

[Hutty1986]

Watch bazw*nk come off spectacularly in their second dig, and our duds crumble trying to chase 400

 

[Eelectrica]

That works. A few more of those would be good

 

[hineyrulz]

Get that up ya!!

 

[Chins get the wins]

Go Paddy

 

[yobbo84]

Just need a lead, even 1 run. Just for their ego.

 

[Fangs]

Pat Cummins highest test score since 2018.

Captains knock.

 

[Ruby Roundhouse]

good shit by cummins!

 

[JokerEel]

Bummer nice crack Patty now beam these f**kwits

 

[yobbo84]

Well that was dumb

"Exceptional" because they knocked over the worst tail in world cricket according to the saffa and the irishman

 

[hineyrulz]

Derp!! We just throw another wicket away.

 

[some11]

Watch bazw*nk come off spectacularly in their second dig, and our duds crumble trying to chase 400

We've pants-shitted our way to 7 behind.

Our quicks need a rocket up them if we want to set up a win.